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#1
I searched and came up w/ nothing. I know there is a hair thread but this is more specific.

I'll start off with this




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#2
not gonna lie if i ever grew a beard that is totally what it would be like
Keep On Keepen' On
#7
That guy should get an instant spot in the IHC lottery, beards like that should continue beyond 2012.
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#8
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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#11
The dudes from Mastodon.
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#12



Edit: No, wait...

ERADICATE THIS DISEASE



Because it's killing me.
Last edited by Eradicated at Feb 3, 2009,
#13
Quote by alaskan_ninja
Wait...you have blue eyes? I just noticed that.

Contacts (I wear them maybe once every 4 or 5 moths, haha). They're a warm black color really.
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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#14
Quote by vintage x metal

That's ****ing freaky.
LARGE TEXT
#15
Quote by vintage x metal
Contacts (I wear them maybe once every 4 or 5 moths, haha). They're a warm black color really.

Oh lol that makes sense. I was a little for a second there.
kill all humans
#17
i was going to say vintage but clearly she beat me to it
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#18
Quote by alaskan_ninja
Oh lol that makes sense. I was a little for a second there.

Yep. they're really this color

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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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#19
Quote by vintage x metal
Yep. they're really this color


I notice you've gone gray since then.
kill all humans
#21
Quote by alaskan_ninja
I notice you've gone gray since then.

No, I actually look younger as I get older. My real name is Benjamin.
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#22










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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#23
Quote by vintage x metal
No, I actually look younger as I get older. My real name is Benjamin.



You're Brad Pitt?

But...he's white!
kill all humans
#25
Dr. Beardface from Scrubs
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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#26

If that isn't epic; go fall in a deep hole.
sincewhen??

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#27
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You're Brad Pitt?

But...he's white!



wat
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
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#32
Quote by vinyl_countdown


amidoinitrite??

i met one of them at a bar. I asked him if he shampoos is beard. He told me when it gets wet it hangs past his genitalia
#34
Quote by vinyl_countdown


amidoinitrite??

I love how the drummer, the one without the beard, has the last name Beard.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#35
Quote by dubstar92
I love how the drummer, the one without the beard, has the last name Beard.


He's in ZZ Top; he's gotta have a beard somewhere.
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On a side note, TS, love the username. I'd kill to be under you.
#37
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Mentallica, i think you just made my drive shank crank

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You sir, are a true hero.


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Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.
#38
first few posts were hilarious
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Once I got out of a pool and it was like 1cm.

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#39
Fail, this has been done.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#40
Someone for the love of god post pics of Lamb of Gods collective beards
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