#1
So, We have to write some fuuckin 4 page essay in English and i was assigned the most vauge and ****in gayest topic, Religion! I need suggestions, this is not a persuasive essay, i forget what its called. Also, i would like to know how many religions there are as of now. I know that their is no exact number, but atleast an estimation. thanks.
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#2
Go get your ideas from the religion thread.
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tried it, but cant find anything
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#5
There are exactly a million and two religions.
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4 page essays are nothing, pussy.

Seriously though, if it's not a persuasive essay, what type of essay is it?
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tried it, but cant find anything

You couldn't find anything by googling the word religion?
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Actually i heard they changed it to 1,000,001 :/
something about scientology not being a religion.. lol
#9
can't find anything on Google about religion? how odd....
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You couldn't find anything by googling the word religion?



He's right. I didn't get anything either.


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can't find anything on Google about religion? how odd....

i mean the number of religions
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Let me Google that for you

http://tinyurl.com/63q87d

weak howd u make that?
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Pastafarianism Ftw
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Go get your ideas from the religion thread.

Baaaaad idea.

Wait, on second thought, get your ideas from there. Make a creationism vs. existentialism essay. Then show it to that thread so they can eat you alive.
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Talk about how religion is really just a form of brainwashing used to control the masses.

And then talk about how you shouldn't have to write a paper on religion in school, because you should be able to walk into a publicly funded enviroment without having Jesus shoved down your throat.

In all honesty I would just write "there is no God, Stan 666", scrawled in blood and turn it in.

In all seriousness I would just ask for an optional assignment.
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Baaaaad idea.

Wait, on second thought, get your ideas from there. Make a creationism vs. existentialism essay. Then show it to that thread so they can eat you alive.


See... Twas a good Idea.

On second thought this guy knows about religion....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF6b4LbDNdo&feature=channel_page
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Talk about how religion is really just a form of brainwashing used to control the masses.

And then talk about how you shouldn't have to write a paper on religion in school, because you should be able to walk into a publicly funded enviroment without having Jesus shoved down your throat.

In all honesty I would just write "there is no God, Stan 666", scrawled in blood and turn it in.

In all seriousness I would just ask for an optional assignment.

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NO ONE FUUCKING CARES, now about my essay...
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#25

You're bitching about that? That's got to be one of the easiest topics ever.
A vague topic is good. It gives you so much room to work.
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And then talk about how you shouldn't have to write a paper on religion in school, because you should be able to walk into a publicly funded enviroment without having Jesus shoved down your throat.


The development of a religion and the effect it has on the world is important to learn. Think about how many wars have been started because of it, how many events in history have been influenced by it. Being assigned the topic "Religion" isn't having Jesus shoved down your throat, considering the number of faiths that don't believe in him. There's also the fact that one can take an atheistic viewpoint on it.
If it was an essay about how Jesus is the savior, or how the Eightfold Path is the only way to enlightenment, then yes, there would be an issue.
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