#1
EDIT - So some guy who's username I can't be arsed to go back and check has suggested as western... so, it's now a western. A main character would be nice


Alright... In like 15 hours I have to hand my original writing piece in for English... The thing is, my teacher doesn't appreciate a story about the Russian Mafia, so she's making me change it.

So pit, I've got no imagination write now. I'm tired, I'm cold, and I want to get this crapper of a story over and done with.

Would appreciate the help guys... so yeah
Get creative I guess?


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      Last edited by DimebagJosho at Feb 3, 2009,
      #2
      and u asked the pit? Expect raping, fapping and cumming blood
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      #4
      Quote by slogankid1
      and u asked the pit? Expect raping, fapping and cumming blood

      Nah some guys here have a pretty good imagination.
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      #5
      SPACE PORNO

      'nuff said
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      #6
      Quote by slogankid1
      and u asked the pit? Expect raping, fapping and cumming blood

      everything a great story needs
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      #7
      I'm a dentist living in Florida , I raped one of my clients then came blood.After a few funny sadistical accidents that ended in fapping I fell off a train and tender SPACE PORNO moments.
      The End
      PS: The Russian Mafia rocks.
      #8
      Italian mafia story?


      lulz


      write an everyday man story

      Liek a guy named bob who went to work, and takes teh metro everyday, and one day he makes eye contact with the wronmg guy who fights Bob, and bob is thrown off teh train into the tracks. Miracolousy he survives and goes to work, tells his boss to **** himeslef, and goes to Guitar cenetr, buys a strat and starts to make music for a living

      or something liek that
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      #9
      do a western, for petes sakes! Some famous gang holds up a train and the boss ends up falling out of the train, and fools the authorities. he lives to ride another day.

      Or do a SPACE PORNO.
      Last edited by restless_thrash at Feb 3, 2009,
      #11
      Quote by james4
      ....how long does it have to be?

      and what importance does the falling off a train have in the story?

      Isn't a limit... but for a C or more, I'm guessing about 2 or more A4.

      And the Western sounds pretty good. I might have to use that
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      #12
      Quote by DimebagJosho
      Isn't a limit... but for a C or more, I'm guessing about 2 or more A4.

      And the Western sounds pretty good. I might have to use that

      how about mine?

      you could write 4-5 pages out of it
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      #13
      You're Rosa Parks

      You try to get on a train

      The end.
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      Ooo, oo, I know! Prepare for an epic wall of text...


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      #17
      Quote by restless_thrash
      do a western, for petes sakes! Some famous gang holds up a train and the boss ends up falling out of the train, and fools the authorities. he lives to ride another day.

      Or do a SPACE PORNO.

      Oh Christ, you need to do this!!
      #18
      Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
      how about mine?

      you could write 4-5 pages out of it

      NOTHING beats a Western story.

      Well...

      Throw a couple of cowboys in the mix and you've got a winner.
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      #19
      Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
      Italian mafia story?


      lulz


      write an everyday man story

      Liek a guy named bob who went to work, and takes teh metro everyday, and one day he makes eye contact with the wronmg guy who fights Bob, and bob is thrown off teh train into the tracks. Miracolousy he survives and goes to work, tells his boss to **** himeslef, and goes to Guitar cenetr, buys a strat and starts to make music for a living

      or something liek that


      man you are a KING!!!!

      +100

      #20
      I'm thinking old west. But like, NEW old west. Like a steam-punk kind of old west. Trust me, it'll be badass.
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      #21
      Quote by PETERFKNPARKER
      You're Rosa Parks

      You try to get on a train

      The end.


      Ouch.
      It was genius.
      But ouch.
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      Listen to this man. His 2 ideas in five minutes have shat all over your serious ideas.
      #22
      Alright guys, It's now a western.
      Characters would be cool...
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      Harley Benton Cab (Shut up.)
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      Dunlop Wah Wah Pedal.


      mmmmm


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      #23
      will smith
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      If you take a jar, and whisper what you want to hate into it, then close the jar, coat it in crunchy peanut butter, and shove it up your ass. I'm pretty sure you could hate everything after that.
      #24
      Quote by DimebagJosho
      Alright guys, It's now a western.
      Characters would be cool...


      Your main character needs to be a gunslinger. His guns need to be two pistols. One black, one white. Explain the guns' background as you wish. He's a loner. Wears a Mexican poncho over his normal gunslinger stuff, and wears the traditional ten-gallon hat. Gets accidentally kicked off the train in the middle of a fight in one of the cargo cars (you know, the ones with the big sliding doors). Start from there.
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      #25
      Quote by Arrived+Dparted
      Your main character needs to be a gunslinger. His guns need to be two pistols. One black, one white. Explain the guns' background as you wish. He's a loner. Wears a Mexican poncho over his normal gunslinger stuff, and wears the traditional ten-gallon hat. Gets accidentally kicked off the train in the middle of a fight in one of the cargo cars (you know, the ones with the big sliding doors). Start from there.

      Dude, thats f*cking awesome.
      I love you.
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      #26
      My momentum carried me several yards past the spot where I had hit the ground, my trail behind me an unsightly gash in the four or five inches of fresh snow. Groaning, I rolled over on my back and let the snowflakes fall and melt upon my exposed face. The sound of the train faded off into the distance like the end of a pop song from the seventies. Still catching my breath, I allowed myself sixty seconds to lie still in the swirl of powder before I lifted my bruised body and surveyed the landscape around me. The heavily falling snow obscured my vision after a few yards, so the surroundings took on an eerie, lonely look, like the inside of a snow globe, uniform except for the gleaming rails stretching off into the haze of white. And me. A solitary figure, dressed in a ragged parka and dirty boots two sizes too large, hands deep inside fur-lined pockets, face half-hidden against the chill. Despite my violent arrival, I felt a strange sense of peace about the area, and a part of me wanted to keep standing there, gazing off into the gloom. But I knew I had to keep moving. They would already be looking for me.


      Meh, I'm tired. Finish it if you want.
      kill all humans
      #27
      Just do a rough copy of Butch Cassidy and the sundance kid.
      Then pray to shiva that your teacher, and the exam board have never seen it.

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      #28
      Watch a TV soap, or think back to some you might have watched.
      They have a ridiculous, bizarre and ever-changing storyline every week.
      Rip that off and hand it in, you're teacher will probably eat it up.
      I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
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      #29
      Quote by alaskan_ninja
      My momentum carried me several yards past the spot where I had hit the ground, my trail behind me an unsightly gash in the four or five inches of fresh snow. Groaning, I rolled over on my back and let the snowflakes fall and melt upon my exposed face. The sound of the train faded off into the distance like the end of a pop song from the seventies. Still catching my breath, I allowed myself sixty seconds to lie still in the swirl of powder before I lifted my bruised body and surveyed the landscape around me. The heavily falling snow obscured my vision after a few yards, so the surroundings took on an eerie, lonely look, like the inside of a snow globe, uniform except for the gleaming rails stretching off into the haze of white. And me. A solitary figure, dressed in a ragged parka and dirty boots two sizes too large, hands deep inside fur-lined pockets, face half-hidden against the chill. Despite my violent arrival, I felt a strange sense of peace about the area, and a part of me wanted to keep standing there, gazing off into the gloom. But I knew I had to keep moving. They would already be looking for me.


      Meh, I'm tired. Finish it if you want.


      Tired? I couldn't write stuff that good even If I try
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      Randall RH150G3
      Harley Benton Cab (Shut up.)
      Roland Cube 60
      Dunlop Wah Wah Pedal.


      mmmmm


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      Help me out guise!!1!