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#3
go away
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#6
pack of condoms

Epiphone Les Paul Standard (EMG 81/85)
Fender Strat copy
Peavey Bandit 112
Ibanez Weeping Demon WD7
Behringer OD 100 Distortion/Overdrive
Beringher FX 600 Digital Multi FX
#7
Quote by ML_Guitar09
A driver's Permit!


EDIT: Maybe? It's 16 in Jersey.


Nahh, I get my LICENSE!

...but Im in Drivers Ed Class sooo I gotta wait a bit
love is love // return to dust
#12
Quote by tancanada
Nahh, I get my LICENSE!

...but Im in Drivers Ed Class sooo I gotta wait a bit


Wut. Jersey sucks.
#13
Quote by Twisted Magnum
*Wonder Woman*



I will never have an erection again.

Edit:
Quote by Jake™
I got you this.

*Madeline*


Nevermind, false alarm up there.
#15
I got you rape.
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#17
Quote by Twisted Magnum



Back-off! She's MINE!!
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#18
I got you a horrid little monkey.

E-married to ilikepirates

Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


>¦<
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#19
Quote by Twisted Magnum


oh OHHH OHHHH!11!!!!1!one1!!!!

*masturbates furioisly*


My God
love is love // return to dust
#22


I got you a jar of Vegemite! MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#23
Quote by Eminored


The gift that keeps on giving.



Herpes?
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#24
Quote by Eminored


The gift that keeps on giving.


STD's are terrible gifts.
#29
Quote by Eminored
Too late, now it's all moldy. Why'd you have to cut it open?!

Moldy you say?

~removed~
huhu, forgot I was on UG.

This. Enjoy your impotent life!
"Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people.. Otherwise, there would be no religious people."
Last edited by vampt at Feb 3, 2009,
#31
Quote by vampt
(nasty picture)

This. Enjoy your impotent life!

I thought naughty bits weren't allowed here?
Last edited by Jake™ at Feb 3, 2009,
#33
me either hurry the hell up and take that **** off before someone starts to rub one
Quote by tancanada
He's from Arkansas. Of course he wants to eat it.


Quote by thsrayas
Why did women get multiple orgasms instead of men? I want a river of semen flowing out of my room to mark my territory.


Quote by ikitson
im drunk idc



( . Y . )
#34
Quote by Philip_pepper
Here, have some herpes.


I already got Chlamidia today, sorry.

Anddd I might be getting some pot tomorrow.
tanEDIT: ^^and whoa. Im in your sig.
love is love // return to dust
#36

Happy birthday! I got you a spitting cobra!
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
#38

And here's a mongoose. Entertainment.
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
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