#1
alright, i hate to make a whole thread for this, but i'm really stuck here.

For english, i have to illustrate cleverness in a drawing and i have no idea what i could possibly do. The page is divided into six parts for different things so doing a whole comic is out of the question (there wouldn't be enough room in the one square) and my teacher said it has to be one picture anyways.

Any idea?
Last edited by Les Paul57 at Feb 3, 2009,
#2
just copy a married to the sea comic. those are pretty clever.
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#3
what do you do in your art lessons? write essays?
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what do you do in your art lessons? write essays?

i know, it's really stupid. he thinks this will help us get a deeper understanding of something or some crap like that.
#6
Dogs playing poker with the caption "Holy **** I'm High".
wait... that's not clever.

Draw a crying boy playing guitar hero, with big letter on the screen "Get A Life"
#7
WELL......


Draw a person in there desk at school, writing something. Then have him break his pencil. He gets up and goes to sharpen his pencil, starts to sharpen it(in an old school crank sharpener), and musical notes start to come out of the pencil sharpener. Then in the last panel a giant jack in the box springs out of the sharpener at the kid.




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Draw someone whose clever. Like George Carlin or something.

^^good idea. drawing someone that's clever is pretty clever.
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WELL......


Draw a person in there desk at school, writing something. Then have him break his pencil. He gets up and goes to sharpen his pencil, starts to sharpen it(in an old school crank sharpener), and musical notes start to come out of the pencil sharpener. Then in the last panel a giant jack in the box springs out of the sharpener at the kid.




I tried.



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#10
Draw a funny pun. Like jumbo shrimp destroying a city or something.
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#11
You could write CLEVER on the paper. I think that would just make you a dick, though...
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your mom's clever...
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#14
Spill some tomato soup on the page and after it dries say that it's an abstract portrayal of your comprehension of life.

Guaranteed to work.
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A lightbulb above a stick persons head would do. But you could be clever and change the ordinary lightbulb to a power saving lightbulb... now that's efficient thinking....


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#18
Draw a dictionary with clever and it's definition written in. Or draw a teacher giving an assignment to draw something clever. Or, if you're willing to, just write "Something clever" really fucking big. Or leave it blank and when the teacher asks why, tell him/her it's a picture of your imagination.
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I can't really offer you a direct answer but...

There was a guy who was applying to an ivy league school and the application essay question was "What is the bravest thing you've ever done?" to which he replied only with "This." He got in.

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I can't really offer you a direct answer but...

There was a guy who was applying to an ivy league school and the application essay question was "What is the bravest thing you've ever done?" to which he replied only with "This." He got in.

What a baller.
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I can't really offer you a direct answer but...

There was a guy who was applying to an ivy league school and the application essay question was "What is the bravest thing you've ever done?" to which he replied only with "This." He got in.



and i think im gonna do the "SOMETHING CLEVER" idea. it'll be good for a few laughs

edit: in which case for the brave column (which i'm kind of stuck on too) i'm going to write "SEE CLEVER"
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#22
The first thing that comes to my mind:

Draw a concert at the bottom of a hill with a banner saying something like "Come see the Rolling Stones!" with a few enormous boulders rolling down the hill toward the concert. Add some terrified people fleeing the scene for effect.
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I just thought of something else I've always wanted to see: a vampire snarling, casting aside a corpse, and saying, "Ech, O negative."
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