#1
Okay Pit, put your serious hats on because I need advice.

About a week ago I was going for a walk when I saw a puppy on the side of the road, a little golden retreiver. The poor thing had no tags and looked like it hadn't eaten or drunk for days, so I took him home and fed him and gave him water, long story short we've grown attached to each other. I even named him Duff after he pooped on a picture of Axl in an old Rolling Stone.

Now here's the problem. My parents come home tomorrow, and:
- we're not allowed to keep pets in our house (it's a rental)
- my stepdad has issues with dogs cause he was mauled as a kid.

So what should I do? They'll tell me to take him to the SPCA, but they're already innundated with people throwing their pets away like last month's fashion as is the norm after Christmas. And I don't know anyone who can look after him.
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#2
Oh dear, find a friend who can keep him.
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Oh dear, find a friend who can keep him.


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#5
Donate him to the Pit.
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#6
try craigslist. you could probably find it a good home there. and that would cut out the pound entirely. just post free puppy, im sure you'll get results in a few days.

or just post that you found a puppy, and a pic. then you might find the original owners.
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try craigslist. you could probably find it a good home there. and that would cut out the pound entirely. just post free puppy, im sure you'll get results in a few days.

or just post that you found a puppy, and a pic. then you might find the original owners.


this. Or local paper or something
#9
shovel!


aah no even I cannot mean that.
I was attacked by dog once, still don't feel comfortable around them.

But this is just sad...
thanx for ruining my day!
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#10
I don't have any friends who can look after him, or I'd do that.

And Craigslist here sucks donkey vagina.

I could try the paper, I guess.
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#13
nah, you have to pay for the paper, I agree with the craigslist comment or find a buddy who can hold onto it
#14
i lived in a rental and kept pets...

as long as the landlord doesn't come round...(mine lived in tasmania bling!, she was also really nice)

i'd just keep it and disregard my parents...make Dog Found posters though.
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hey, you again!
weren't you the guy who said I would be raped by pedobear?
he still didn't!!


Dude. Time, tide and Pedobear come as they will and are beholden to no man.
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#17
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About a week ago I was going for a walk when I saw a puppy on the side of the road, a little golden retreiver. The poor thing had no tags and looked like it hadn't eaten or drunk for days, so I took him home and fed him and gave him water, long story short we've grown attached to each other.

Egad! Proper usage!? I'll have to comply with your Serious Hat request in that case.

Friend, relative, anybody who can keep track of the little prick for you, is who you should ask. I'd volunteer but there's not room in my apartment for puppy doo, not even golden retriever doo. Not to mention I'm probably nowhere near you.

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The Pit only has morals when it comes to dogs... No one has said rape, or lunch yet...
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The Pit only has morals when it comes to dogs... No one has said rape, or lunch yet...

Puppies > probably-nonexistent humans, asshole.

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#21
make some posters
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my stepdad has issues with dogs cause he was mauled as a kid.

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#23
Look at come cancer threads, girlfriends, and other random "serious" threads that pop up. Pit monkeys come up with some horrible, hilarious **** that'll get them sent to hell for saying. But every time a dog is mentioned it's suddenly totally srs and mentioning anything negative you're suddenly an asshole? I don't know, but i'm dissapointed.
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#24
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Look at come cancer threads, girlfriends, and other random "serious" threads that pop up. Pit monkeys come up with some horrible, hilarious **** that'll get them sent to hell for saying. But every time a dog is mentioned it's suddenly totally srs and mentioning anything negative you're suddenly an asshole? I don't know, but i'm dissapointed.

Beats me.

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Egad! Proper usage!? I'll have to comply with your Serious Hat request in that case.


off topic question - couldn't you use the term drank, i'm not the best with my native tongue, but it sounds correct to me. "hadn't eaten or drank"

on topic statement - if i found a stray puppy, i would fight to keep him, but yah the best thing you could do is give him to SPCA. it's their job to take care of abanodoned pets and pets that can't be cared for. i wish i could take him off your hands, but i don't know you, where you live, and am not allowed to have any form of pet. this really makes me sad.
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#26
hahaha Steve^ good demote poster lol.
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#27
I would just explain everythin and say that you don't want him to end up wit a crap family. Do you know any1 like a friend or anything that would take the dog on?
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off topic question - couldn't you use the term drank, i'm not the best with my native tongue, but it sounds correct to me. "hadn't eaten or drank"

No sah. The past participle of drink is had drunk. Drink-Drank-Had drunk.

When you realize this in junior high, lulz ensue.

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#29
Slip meth into his food.

That way, you don't have to contact all these people and the puppy can die due to his own gluttony. fuggin meth heads.
#30
I wish I knew someone who could look after him, but my friends either all live in apartments/rentals that don't allow pets, or won't look after him properly. The only possibility is my elderly neighbour; he owns his place and used to keep dogs, so he might be willing to take him if I promise to help look after him also.
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Because puppies are cute. People are either ugly or hot.
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. I even named him Duff after he pooped on a picture of Axl in an old Rolling Stone.

That's f*ckin brilliant
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#33
Golden Retreiver you say?
Just a wild guess but do you know of any guide dog centres near you?
Golden Retievers make the best guide dogs and guide dog centres need to recieve dogs as puppies because the training is so intense.
If the pup seems to have a gentle, relaxed, nature, then it's probably ideal for training as a guide dog and will be well looked after at the centre and will eventualy go on to be a very valuable and useful asset to someone.