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#1
Well, Pit, today, 15 years ago, a legend was created. I crawled out my mother's vagina. I would like presents now, please.

plzthnx.
Last edited by coryklok at Feb 4, 2009,
#5
Happy Birthday!! i got you cake:
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#6
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No, I want to hear about the legend.



I agree, what's that shenanigans all about?


#7
So...while were on the topic why do you suppose people always say Happy B-Day to Hitler but never to me...is it my face??
#8
Happy birthday son.

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#9
So... your mom's vagina is large enough to crawl out of?

Happy birthday anyway.
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#10
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No, I want to hear about the legend.

I concur.
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#11
here, have an e-cookie
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
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yours,

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#12
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I got you the same thing I got from opening this thread!!!


... dissappointment


You stole my present idea.
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#13

here you go son, have fun with it.
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So... your mom's vagina is large enough to crawl out of?

Happy birthday anyway.



A kazillion e-cookies for you
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#17
Well, I tried to find you some real friends so you wouldn't have to seek recognition online, but they all declined. Even when offered $500 each.

You must be a pretty big loser, dude.


(just kidding, happy birthday)
#18
its my brithday as well.

4 feb is the fsh1t!

I beat you by 8 years though
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#19

Is mah best franz birthday You getss:

A sexy LOBSTER hat:



This car (It is sex on wheels):



Delicious cake:



And a shoe tree. Remember to harvest them yearly:



Happy birthday
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#20
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Is mah best franz birthday You getss:

A sexy LOBSTER hat:



This car (It is sex on wheels):



Delicious cake:



And a shoe tree. Remember to harvest them yearly:



Happy birthday

#21
i got you a wsp0fhiobcod'fuch;jvngou;hvbndzo;ufhlikbo'dzilfgjkvw'spdixgkbn'todhigxlkvjsgfo;hclkbxn jbckx"O`klxzvc/of`/dlkhbnztorzdgfhlkcbn'ofihblk.

dont spend it all at once.
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#22
You should be getting your mom a present.

It hurts quite a bit to give birth, much more if it's a legend.
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#23
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You should be getting your mom a present.

It hurts quite a bit to give birth, much more if it's a legend.

I gave her a present. It's called a kitchen.
#25
Happy B-Day...

I got you Canada
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#26
go away at best only 2 maybe 3 if your luck people know you personaly
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#27
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go away at best only 2 maybe 3 if your luck people know you personaly

Really now? And you're one to talk?
#29
i foun these in my closet, in a shoe box, hope it might be useful as a gift
and i guess youll need a couple of these aas well



happy birthday!
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#32
No. No you cannot 'haz birfdae' until you speak proper English.

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#33
Happy birthday

I got you a...purple cow!



(so you can have purple milk on your cereal)

And:



A mini...made of cake!
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Happy birthday

I got you a...purple cow!



(so you can have purple milk on your cereal)

And:



A mini...made of cake!


#37
Happy Birthday. Hope you enjoy the crushing overdrive.
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#38
ill send you nudes later coryklok
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#39
Hug it out, Bitch.


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#40
A hooker.

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