#1
yeah, i read them in another forum, and they were marvellous!

Has someone here gone to any Opeth Gig? If you know any more please share them

i couldnt stop laughing like for 20 minutes!

here's the link!

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/opeth/439446-mikaels-live-quotes.html
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#2
"We have a new album out called watershed who likes it?"

*crowd cheers*

"I said do you like it?!"

*crowd cheers louder*

"Does anyone here not like the new album?"

*a few people cheer*

"Guards, kill them."


#3
At our concert there was a heckler and after like the fifth time akerfeldt said

"We've Got Snipers."
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#4
"We are heavy metal... but with some beautiful acoustic parts. Some people say that's pussy. Those are the people that get no pussy."

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#5
These are great.


-Mike: We got a new single out! You know it?
Fan screaming: THE GRAND CONSULATION
-Mike: What???? WTF you talking about...I dont know that song
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#9
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"We are heavy metal... but with some beautiful acoustic parts. Some people say that's pussy. Those are the people that get no pussy."

THANK YOU





Cant say iam a fan of Opeth but thats true ;P
(then again ihavent heard much of them.Recomend me some awesome songs)

I wonder how many swedes this is gonna attract...
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#10
^there's a bunch on my profile give them a listen.
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#11
Quote by Nexium


Cant say iam a fan of Opeth but thats true ;P
(then again ihavent heard much of them.Recomend me some awesome songs)

I wonder how many swedes this is gonna attract...

Demon of the Fall
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#12
Quote by Nexium


Cant say iam a fan of Opeth but thats true ;P
(then again ihavent heard much of them.Recomend me some awesome songs)

I wonder how many swedes this is gonna attract...


The entire "Blackwater Park" album, and the entire "Still Life" album. Listen to it with an open mind
#14
"Tonight, I am your boss and you...are my employees. This means you do whatever the **** I say, without pay."

Random guy: I want a raise!

(after a song)

"You guys did well on that one, your raise is 60 seconds of gloating at my crotch" *moves guitar to display crotch area to crowd*




He said some good ones the few times I've seen them, but I can't remember any.
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#15
jon is gay
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#16
"I'm just getting over a cold right now so if you see snot running down my face, it's just snot. Not the result of cocaine."
#17
Speaking of him.

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Adam Goldberg?
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#18
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Speaking of him.

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Adam Goldberg?


They're like freakin' twins man!
#20
When I saw them in Toronto Mikael was going on about how they found Fredrik on the street corner working as a male prostitute, it was so funny.
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#21
From ultimatemetal.
on sunday in vienna (this might be known anyway, i don't know...i thought it
was hilarious ...):

mikael tells a story about recording "harvest". he refers to the lyric part mourner's lament but it's me who's the martyr...

mikael: "when i came out of the recording room, everyone was laughing. i said, why are you laughing? then steven wilson said: those lyrics sounded like....born of cement, but it's me who's tomato"

(audience cheers and laughs)

then mikael says, that he is sorry if we now can't listen to that song again without having to think about that misheard part*.
#22
Quote by Jarrott
When I saw them in Toronto Mikael was going on about how they found Fredrik on the street corner working as a male prostitute, it was so funny.


He picks on Fredrik a lot. At their july show here Fredrik's gear was messing up and afterwards Mikael said, "Fucking gear... and now as punishment Fredrik will show you his ass."
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YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#23
At one point he was just mumbling words and i was having a hard time picking them out...but all I heard was...

Burt Reynolds... and at that point they were gonna play Deliverence...

what was cool is that they played a song from almost every CD that night.
#24
this guy is so awesome...

Im going to my first Opeth Gig in April!

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#25
"Now you're gonna hear my sexy voice... singing the slowest, softest song ever written... maybe so sexy you can even masturbate to? It's called... Deliverance!"

"Martin (Mendez) cut his hair, you know, and now that guy got it glued onto his face, along with some pubic hair as a beard: it's Per Wiberg"
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#26
when i went to the Progressive Nation tour (with DT and BTBAM), i think i remember him saying something about Demon of the Fall.

I think it went like this: "This song starts out with my voice raping your ears, then goes to a happy place, then a graveyard, then you are in awe. Anyone know it? Come on, you fanatics! Thats funny, I never though i would have fanatics, but i do. Fredrik does, on his porn site, but thats a different story. This is...... DEMON OF THE FALL *cue intro*"
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#27
"We stink. No, like we actually smell bad. Axe's pants smell like piss, shit, blood, cum, and more piss. And it's only like the 4th gig of the tour."

Or something along those lines.

Also, a personal favorite from The Roundhouse Tapes.

"[After Blackwater Park] I get so fucking dizzy after that song. But everything for Metuhl!"
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#28
On Roundhouse Tapes, i love when he hells shut the **** up to the crowd
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Quote by OMMad
i've always found pop to be harder to play than metal... especially shred metal... it's just really fast tremolo picking and the occasional palm mute... and the only chords you have to worry about are power chords...