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"A man has been caught with two pigeons stuffed in his trousers after he got off a flight from Dubai to Melbourne. "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7869301.stm



This is so hilarious!!!!!!!

PS: Dubai does have, like a million pigeons.
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#3
So, they finally found Bigfoot?
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#5
You know what they say, a bird in your hand is better than 2 in your pants.
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Last edited by Kensai at Feb 4, 2009,
#7
bet they were nibbeling hiw balls when he was sitting down


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#8
I was in Dubai airport last week, I got removed from a mens bathroom by airport security for 'being lady in bathroom for man'.

True story.
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#9
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I was in Dubai airport last week, I got removed from a mens bathroom by airport security for 'being lady in bathroom for man'.

True story.


Probably should've played some metal music in there to cover up your homosexuality. Like everyone else who listens to metal.
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#10
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I was in Dubai airport last week, I got removed from a mens bathroom by airport security for 'being lady in bathroom for man'.

True story.


I can believe that
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#11
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Probably should've played some metal music in there to cover up your homosexuality. Like everyone else who listens to metal.

I do know one regular down our local rock/metal/alternative music bar who is the average late teens/early 20's metal head, but is pretty camp, and, it's a really odd combination.
#12
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Probably should've played some metal music in there to cover up your homosexuality. Like everyone else who listens to metal.

RULE BRITANNIA
#13
"Customs officials say they also seized seeds in the man's money belt and an undeclared aubergine"


ಠ_ಠ

wat

#14
Quote by Kensai
Probably should've played some metal music in there to cover up your homosexuality. Like everyone else who listens to metal.


Rap and hip-hop is the only way to act cool and gangsta in Dubai.

Or you'd find Arabs calling you: SAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
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RSOB and Gavs must have a great relationship to be able to sleep around so much
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#15
But... why pigeons!? What the hell's the purpose?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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Gangstalicious FTW.

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#18
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But... why pigeons!? What the hell's the purpose?


what i though

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#19
Who does that guy think he is..Borat?
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#20
Quote by Kensai
Probably should've played some metal music in there to cover up your homosexuality. Like everyone else who listens to metal.

I know you hate Led Zep and now see that you hate metal too.
What do you like?

Do you even play guitar?
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I WANT THE TWOOTH!

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#21
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I know you hate Led Zep and now see that you hate metal too.
What do you like?

Do you even play guitar?


I'm sorry, I "hate" metal? How did you extract that from me saying metalheads cover up their homosexuality with metal?
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#22
We're all clearly missing what's going on here.

(man walks by customs)
(man's pants move)
"Whoa whoa whoa! Sir, stop for a moment."
"What seems to be the problem?"
(pigeons move around)
"Is that.... Is that a pigeon in your pants?"
"Nah, I'm just happy to see ya."

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#23
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I'm sorry, I "hate" metal? How did you extract that from me saying metalheads cover up their homosexuality with metal?

I live with chavs.

Homosexuality = HATE AND PAINFUL DEATH.

You didn't answer the question.
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

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#25
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I live with chavs.

Homosexuality = HATE AND PAINFUL DEATH.

You didn't answer the question.


Hm well, I'm not a chav

And I don't hate metal or led zeppelin and yes I play the guitar among other instruments.
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