#1
Alright, how this works is simple, you have to ruin the person above you's wish, and make one of your own: For example
UGer A: I wish this girl would like me
UGer B: Turns out she does... But she has armpit hair

Try to think of creative ways to ruin wishes

K i'll start:

I wish my friend would let me join his band

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#4
Quote by 05t16
but you suck

I wish she would love me


she does, but she has a 12 inch penis

i wish i was cool
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#5
Your avatar doesn't let you

I wish the pit had a better image

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#6
I wish you would've used the searchbar ts
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#9
Quote by 0RI0N
I wish you would've used the searchbar ts


I did actually, didn't find anything of the sort

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#10
Quote by flashmdg
You don't, and never will!!!
I wish I could wank off my best m8

That's just wrong...
#11
Quote by SoftOath
but u cant comprehend anything

i wish i had a lot of cash


But you're poor

I wish I was famous
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#12
Quote by flashmdg
You don't, and never will!!!
I wish I could wank off my best m8


thats allready so ****ed up i dont need to ruin it!

i wish i could fly
I Won't Let This Build Up Inside Of Me

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muhat gandy
+Sideways 8

Well thats me set ^^
#14
but your gay.


i wish i never got your mom
pregnant
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fearofthemark used GTFO

the june 09'er fled!


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#15
..but you have a terminal disease.

I wish I was as good as John Petrucci.
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#16
Quote by muhat gandy
thats allready so ****ed up i dont need to ruin it!

i wish i could fly

Shame your a gay.

I wish I wasn't so awesome.
#17
Shame you can't spell.

Again, I wish I was as good as John Petrucci.
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#18
You are, but some madman chops off your left hand

I wish it would rain.

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#20
but you have no arms, you're just as good person as him


I wish I was millionaire
#22
O.o searched for wish and lots of things came up, not that. Oh well, that was fail, this is better

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#26
You don't have to, but you don't get an education and you can't pay for your guitars in the future

I wish coldplay didn't exist.

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#27
EDIT: but they are stealing your music

but you have to repeat all your classes

I wish upon a star
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#29
You start taking vitamins but all they do is shorten your wang.

I wish I could get a drum set.

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#32
granted but it becomes a monster that eats you up.

i wish people used the search function and found the old thread about the same thing that was on page 1 only 2 days ago.
#34
People love the way you type.

I wish I had three starbursts to eat.
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#35
You do, but starbursts make you FAT and UGLY.

I wish people appreciated my PIANO skillz

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#37
there is a thread called corrupt a wish. use searchbar

*reported*
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#38
Quote by SoftOath
but theyre all orange flavored

and i meant i wish that people would appreciate my keyboard (the instrument) skills


the orange ones are the good ones if you dont want them I'll take them

you dont have any fingers how do you play keyboard