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#1
So this is a story I heard recently at my college and it has been spreading around the local area:

A male student and his girlfriend were at the foreplay stage of sexual win-timacy, when they started to experiment.

The guy decides that instead of telling his girl straight out that her fadge stinks like a rotting whale, that they should use Starburst sweets to improve her taste.

I can only assume at this point that she agreed.

She found a packet which had 3 left, got pretty horny and began stuffing them up her V. Her starts getting pretty into it and after about ten minutes all the Starbursts are gone and one girl is left mighty pleased. The couple proceed to discuss the event:

"Did you eat them all?"
"Yeah all four of them"
"Four? Ha, I thought there was only three.."

He thought nothing of it. A few days later he goes to his local doctor complaining of a rash and dry skin around his lips. The doctor examines the boy and asks what he had eaten recently, so despite partial embarrassment he tells the doctor about the Starbursts incident with his girlfriend. The doctor determined that the boy was developing genital warts near his mouth who ran out of the clinic clutching his face.

It turns out there was indeed only 3 Starburst sweets used that night, and he had actually eaten one of his girlfriend's warts by accident. Whether they are still together is unknown, and whether the guy has since been seen is also unknown.

Will you ever eat Starbursts again without thinking of the Starburst story?
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#4
I'll eat the starburst, and think of the story. And I'll enjoy every second.
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#5
Herd it before, its an old joke.
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#7
I heard that story before actually. *shudders* Urgh, it's vile.

Still, green starbursts FTW!
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#12
Oh look at that a dumb Idea found a friend.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#13
its an old joke, like the couple who did anal sex on their parents' bed, then the girl started crapping everywhere and they blamed it on the dog who got put down.

there are a million of these stories, and everyone always swears they "know someone who knew the people this happened to"
#16
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I've heard that story, but they used Skittles.


SKITTLES?

That sounds even more ridiculous

Still, it's pretty funny because everyone at my college seems to think it's true! Probably the first time they've heard of it.
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I go down on one knee and do that shit cello style

#18
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its an old joke, like the couple who did anal sex on their parents' bed, then the girl started crapping everywhere and they blamed it on the dog who got put down.

there are a million of these stories, and everyone always swears they "know someone who knew the people this happened to"


You mean like the ole masterbating with a hotdog story?
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#19
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You mean like the ole masterbating with a hotdog story?



no, I really know the people that happened to.


#22
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pics or it didn't happen.




There we go, mysteriously there isn't a fourth one in the picture either
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#25
Not nearly so bad as that red, salty tea bag I accidentally scarfed down that one time. At least that's what she said it was.
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#29
Id like Starburst more if they were still Opal Fruits
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#30
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Id like Starburst more if they were still Opal Fruits


ewwww that is so 1975
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#31
lol Heard a similar story, guy thought he was sucking a girls nipple in a car at night, until the boil burst in his mouth.
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#32
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lol Heard a similar story, guy thought he was sucking a girls nipple in a car at night, until the boil burst in his mouth.


This is the worst thread I could have gone to while eating.
But then again, it is the pit.
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#35
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lol Heard a similar story, guy thought he was sucking a girls nipple in a car at night, until the boil burst in his mouth.


Hmmmm that's got me thinking...

"She was giving him oral in a dark room, he liked it when she bit, so she gave it one quick hard chomp and thought 'oh, he came pretty quickly'"



...
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#37
thanks for sealing the coffin for starburst.

First they replaced the cool flavours that made you see special colours and then you post this story. And the worst thing is, I'm gonna have to look at a vending machine filled with skittles and starburst tomorrow at break time. I hope your happy.


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#40
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I've heard that story, but they used Skittles.

For sure. This tale's as old as the interbutts.
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