#1
has anyone seen this commercial? this brazilian (or chinese or something weird) chick says "i like guys who are a little bit fat, little bit hair on back, watch a lot of football, go to see striptease"

the bad thing is, except for the striptease part, she described me exactly. the joke of the commercial is, such a woman does not exist
#2
Eww... I hope no women like that exist.
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#3
TV is bad for you and it rots your brain. Go take part in something productive, like rape.
RULE BRITANNIA
#5
A sasquatch has been sited.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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