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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omid_(satellite)

Yea, Iran felt it was a good idea to launch a satellite. It wasn't their first satellite, as they made another one that Russia decided to launch. I can't believe that a fundamentalist Islamic country even has a space program. Ahmadinejad said it was supposed to spread "monotheism, peace, and justice" throughout the world (I like how monotheism is first ).

Part of it is for research. What can Iran's infant space program research that isn't already on Wikipedia?
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#6
Satellite? I heard it was a Pepsi can with some pipe cleaners stuck in it.
#8
Why do we care?
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#13
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Satellite? I heard it was a Pepsi can with some pipe cleaners stuck in it.


Hmmmm..

I wonder how they got a hold of the secret blue prints for the Canadian Military's new satellites.
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Hmmmm..

I wonder how they got a hold of the secret blue prints for the Canadian Military's new satellites.

It's a mystery, but we don't care
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Hmmmm..

I wonder how they got a hold of the secret blue prints for the Canadian Military's new satellites.


The secret is that the can of pepsi looks like it's empty but it's actually full, and those things hurt when thrown at you and still full, so ya, you guys are screwed.
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#17
they did it for teh win obviously. or to waste some of the money the US is throwing at it
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Hmmmm..

I wonder how they got a hold of the secret blue prints for the Canadian Military's new satellites.


You guys probably just gave it to them. See, this is why Canada will lead the world into peace, they are nice and trusting of people. This further proves my theory of niceness correlating with pot use.
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Canada DOES NOT have a space program. I can see Iran having one, but not the excuse-for-a-country of Canada.
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I can't believe that a fundamentalist Islamic country even has a space program.


Why not? Isn't there a certain fundamentalist Christian country with a very old space program?
#22
They're doing it for the SAME GODDAMN REASON AMERICA IS DOING IT.


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UMM MEBBE becUZ they wants to use it for the military lolz
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They're doing it for the SAME GODDAMN REASON AMERICA IS DOING IT.


UMM> LET ME THINKK THIS IS RELLY HARD TO FIGUR E OUT! DURR HURR DUhF<MGMF HDUURURR MURRR>.


UMM MEBBE becUZ they wants to use it for the military lolz


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Canada DOES NOT have a space program. I can see Iran having one, but not the excuse-for-a-country of Canada.


What about Toronto? Some of the neighborhoods around there are almost independent Islamic theocracies when you think about it...

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Why not? Isn't there a certain fundamentalist Christian country with a very old space program?


If you're talking about Renaissance Italians trying to slingshot themselves into space I don't think that really counts as a space program...
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#26
what, a country in the situation there in has more important matters then sattilites. in fact, the money spent on it is greatly wasted when they need to focus on the econamy more.
#28
Obviously, it was shopped.

Ok now seriously. Honestly, I'm not mad about it as long as it doesn't serve for military meanings. Investing in science is one of the 1st steps to leave a theocracy.
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If you're talking about Renaissance Italians trying to slingshot themselves into space I don't think that really counts as a space program...


Did you just counter my sarcasm with sarcasm? Or do I really have to tell you about your neighbours to the south?
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Canada DOES NOT have a space program. I can see Iran having one, but not the excuse-for-a-country of Canada.

You're an idiot. It's called the CSA (Canadian Space Agency) and it trains hundred of men and women to become astronauts that go on missions set by NASA. CSA has actually made more ground than more space programs in the world actually. So, read the news, or a book, or something, because you're severely uneducated at this point in time.
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They're doing it for the SAME GODDAMN REASON AMERICA IS DOING IT.


UMM> LET ME THINKK THIS IS RELLY HARD TO FIGUR E OUT! DURR HURR DUhF<MGMF HDUURURR MURRR>.


UMM MEBBE becUZ they wants to use it for the military lolz

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#34
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Hmmmm..

I wonder how they got a hold of the secret blue prints for the Canadian Military's new satellites.


I know. Especially curious considering we hid them in the Canadarm.
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What about Toronto? Some of the neighborhoods around there are almost independent Islamic theocracies when you think about it...


If you're talking about Renaissance Italians trying to slingshot themselves into space I don't think that really counts as a space program...

Sarcasm meter is broken, please clarify
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#36
iranian women r teh hotnezzes
but persian sounds nicer
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#37
The only reason they're doing it is so that they can think that the world respects them. They don't want the entire world to think that they are fundamentally weak, so they are going to try and make a "nuclear sustaining country". Then launch satellites, etc.
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iranian women r teh hotnezzes
but persian sounds nicer



Iran makes up the heart of what is considered Persia and Persian.
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Iran makes up the heart of what is considered Persia and Persian.


Atta boy. He didn't differentiate between the two other than what sounds nicer in his opinion.
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