#1
some of my fellow pit dwellers have heard me talk about pissing in my brothers gfs shampoo. Well now i no longer have to worry about her because they broke up. id like to thank every one in the pit for helping me get through this.
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#2
You're welcome. (Lawl I didn't do ****)
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I once farted really hard while blowing my nose. That was the best day of my life.
#7
Did she break it off with him?

If so, congratulations on your brother's heartbreak.

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#8
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can i get the full story?

im not to sure on what has happened yet because hes still in that stage where he wont talk to me about it. i think hes been listening to some scremo and hes normally a real big redneck who listens to country.
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#9
Is this their first breakup? If so, enjoy the major possibility that they will get back together and become even more obnoxious as a couple. It's not guaranteed, but there is always a decent chance when it's the first split.
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Good Job!!!!

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#11
So that's how it is to have a family... Urinating in their love interest's hygeine facilities.
#12
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Did she break it off with him?

If so, congratulations on your brother's heartbreak.

yeah she broke up with him.
thanks
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Is this their first breakup? If so, enjoy the major possibility that they will get back together and become even more obnoxious as a couple. It's not guaranteed, but there is always a decent chance when it's the first split.

its there third
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I once farted really hard while blowing my nose. That was the best day of my life.

I envy you!
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I once farted really hard while blowing my nose. That was the best day of my life.

haha i did that today also so its a double win
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#16
still piss in her shampoo.

wait a minute, are you the guy who was warned you would get charges for splitting up their fight and they always fought overnight and the cops were always called and your mom threatened to throw her out of the house but never actually did it because they'd been together for a few years?
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#17
Instead of pissing in her shampoo bottle and having her break up with your brother, you should've pissed on your brother and broke up with the shampoo bottle.
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Is this their first breakup? If so, enjoy the major possibility that they will get back together and become even more obnoxious as a couple. It's not guaranteed, but there is always a decent chance when it's the first split.

Seriously, this
Last year, i guy i knew broke up with his girlfriend thirty-nine times in a school year
Every morning, they have some stupid ass fight, and during the last couple periods they would make-up
every single day
for a year
it was terrible
so yea, a break-up mean ****
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im not to sure on what has happened yet because hes still in that stage where he wont talk to me about it. i think hes been listening to some scremo and hes normally a real big redneck who listens to country.

yeah, but can i get the story on why you're so angry with him/his gf?
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still piss in her shampoo.

wait a minute, are you the guy who was warned you would get charges for splitting up their fight and they always fought overnight and the cops were always called and your mom threatened to throw her out of the house but never actually did it because they'd been together for a few years?

no but i read that thread
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yeah, but can i get the story on why you're so angry with him/his gf?

she was just a bitch and she always tried to get my brother pissed at me
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