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#1
a couple months ago I would masturbate on average 1 time a day...

but recently (past 3 - 5 weeks) I've been masturbating once every 2 - 3 days.

I'm not really concerned, but has this ever happened to anybody else here?

I'm going on 18 years old
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#4
Take it to the SEX THREAD.

Also, masturbating once every 2 days doesn't qualify as "not masturbating"
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#5
You've obviously found some other (dare I say more interesting) way to spend your time.


Either that, or you're a homosexual. Your decision, really.

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Oh


My


Gawd!

you really feel confortable talking about this here?


There are at LEAST three or four threads about masturbating daily in the Pit.

Adapt our ways or be destroyed!

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#6
I masturbate 9 times a day... I don't masturbate.
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#7
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a couple months ago I would fap on average 1 time a day...

but recently (past 3 - 5 weeks) I've been faping once every 2 - 3 days.

I'm not really concerned, but has this ever happened to anybody else here?

I'm going on 18 years old


Fixed.

And you don't have problems.
#8
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Oh


My


Gawd!

you really feel confortable talking about this here?



You haven't been here long, have you?
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#9
Quote by dudetheman
You've obviously found some other (dare I say more interesting) way to spend your time.


Either that, or you're a homosexual. Your decision, really.


haha, yeah I figured that was it...


IM GAY!


nah, but I have been writing a lot recently.

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lol..
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#10
Quote by The OP
a couple months ago I would masturbate on average 1 time a day...

but recently (past 3 - 5 weeks) I've been masturbating once every 2 - 3 days.

I'm not really concerned, but has this ever happened to anybody else here?

I'm going on 18 years old


It's all about a persons sex drive, I suppose...

I personally have no need to masturbate anymore, I can have the same effect watch Penn & Teller debunk shit so well it makes the MythBusters look like...look like the MythBusters build team...
#12
when a girl DOES actually lower herself to the level of giving YOU her virginity....you will be useless because you havent practiced enough....you are wasting your life just sitting around, when you could be fapping RIGHT NOW.

would jesus be wrong about this? would he lie to YOU?
#13
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You might need to see a doctor about that.

^nah, I kinda like it

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when a girl DOES actually lower herself to the level of giving YOU her virginity....you will be useless because you havent practiced enough....you are wasting your life just sitting around, when you could be fapping RIGHT NOW.

would jesus be wrong about this? would he lie to YOU?


boooooyyyy, I'm f*ckin sexy lol

I could have any girl I wanted, provided she isn't a college girl. I prefer to practice on highschoolers (i'm only a junior fyi)
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#16
I lol'ed
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#17
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It's all about a persons sex drive, I suppose...

I personally have no need to masturbate anymore, I can have the same effect watch Penn & Teller debunk shit so well it makes the MythBusters look like...look like the MythBusters build team...


P&T ftw
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#18
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Hey hey hey hey hey.... hey.


We don't use the word "masturbate" here. You either say "fap" or you get the fun out.


Yeah, I know man...


i slipped up....


sorry
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#19
Quote by georgakis187
when a girl DOES actually lower herself to the level of giving YOU her virginity....you will be useless because you havent practiced enough....you are wasting your life just sitting around, when you could be fapping RIGHT NOW.

would jesus be wrong about this? would he lie to YOU?



Woah, woah, woah!


If the TS ever loses HIS virginity with ANYTHING, it'll most likely be a one-armed hooker named Steve.

I kid, of course.

But seriously TS, masturbating isn't like brushing your teeth. There's no "normal" number of times it should be done daily or even weekly. Just beat it when you want, leave it alone if you don't. It's that simple. No problems.

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We don't use the word "masturbate" here. You either say "fap" or you get the fun out.



I'm sorry, I believe you've mistaken the Pit for 4Chan.
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You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#21
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Oh I forgot...most UGrs are scrawny, prepubescent boys.


not like it's a bad thing


Fixed.

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#22
Quote by mrcrono
Hey hey hey hey hey.... hey.


We don't use the word "masturbate" here. You either say "fap" or you get the fun out.


You can also refer to it as "having a head-to-head chat with the little soldier".
#23
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i'll give you something to fap to



Yay!
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#24
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Woah, woah, woah!

I'm sorry, I believe you've mistaken the Pit for 4Chan.



I don't understand.... are you saying that 4chan and the pit are NOT 2 random hateful entities of chaos and cum that have been twisted into 1? O_o
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#25
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You can also refer to it as "having a head-to-hand chat with the little soldier".


fixed
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#27
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I don't understand.... are you saying that 4chan and the pit are NOT 2 random hateful entities of chaos and cum that have been twisted into 1? O_o


I like to think that the Pit is much more civilized than the stagnant void of fecal matter and hacked up babies that is 4Chan.
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#29
I don't know TS, but I'm gonna go masturbate right now. TTYL.
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#30
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I don't know TS, but I'm gonna go masturbate right now. TTYL.

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#31
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i'll give you something to fap to


You already have... the wink did it for me. LOL!
#32
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u have realize u should get a girlfriend


Just because you have a gf doesn't mean you'll stop jerking off...
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#33
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Just because you have a gf doesn't mean you'll stop jerking off...


Amen
#34
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Just because you have a gf doesn't mean you'll stop jerking off...


+1

After being in a serious relationship with somebody I realized I fixated myself on sex and when I was horny and if my poon wasn't available; I would go and squeeze one off.

Now since I'm single I don't really think about it that much anymore: hence, not wanking it every day, but still occasionally.
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#35
Quote by dudetheman
I like to think that the Pit is much more civilized than the stagnant void of fecal matter and hacked up babies that is 4Chan.


you know what?

I agree actually...

I once saw something called "gore-tai"

which is brutally chopped up/mutilated bodies of barely alive naked girls. It's suppose to be sexual


if you're wondering, yes I dabble in hentai occasionally
*shrug*
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#36
Quote by touji-za-nai

if you're wondering, yes I dabble in hentai occasionally
*shrug*


On the topic of Hentai...


i don't get it
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#38
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lmao. Yeah, that show is awesome.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#40
How do you not get hentai?

It's animated porn with lots of hot alien tentacle action
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