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#1
Okay, so I'm playing the RE5 demo, and my gf gathers my attention and shows me a message she got from some jerkass on Myspace. It went along the lines of "your bf is a fat tub and you need to be plowed by me I hope you like anal."

What an asshat, right? Well I sign onto my Myspace later and get a similar message from him. It reads:

Haha your a fat tub of ****. You should consider suicide. It would please your father who is dissapointed in you. Doesn your girlfriend like anal? I bet she does. Haha its up the street not across the road.

Now everyone knows it's down the road, not across the street, and not whatever trash he spewed. that's just plain stupid. But I ask of ye pit, come up with the most epic pwnage that I can deliver to retaliate.

As you can see I'm VERY bored. And for those interested, here's his Myspace to have fun with- ...
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#2
What in the who now?
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#8
wtf is the pit for then? Just trying to provoke some funnyness from the one mighty pit.


You guys used to be cool.....*storms off*
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#9
He's ugly as ****. I don't see why you're so worked up.


Punch him in the face, and have anal sex with your girlfriend before he does.
#10
i agree with you all the way we really should do something about this asshole. UG's should always back up another UG'er...he has awful taste in music
#11
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that being said, good luck with this jacksass
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#14
I'm not worked up, he is an asshat but I've dealt with worse, I just thought it'd be funny if he got a taste of the Pit.
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#15
This sounds like good clean fun. (checks asshat out SHEdit: Wow, what a tool.)

What if a bunch of random strangers offered him buttsecks? /idea

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#17
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Okay, so I'm playing the RE5 demo, and my gf gathers my attention and shows me a message she got from some jerkass on Myspace. It went along the lines of "your bf is a fat tub and you need to be plowed by me I hope you like anal."

What an asshat, right? Well I sign onto my Myspace later and get a similar message from him. It reads:

Haha your a fat tub of ****. You should consider suicide. It would please your father who is dissapointed in you. Doesn your girlfriend like anal? I bet she does. Haha its up the street not across the road.

Now everyone knows it's down the road, not across the street, and not whatever trash he spewed. that's just plain stupid. But I ask of ye pit, come up with the most epic pwnage that I can deliver to retaliate.

As you can see I'm VERY bored. And for those interested, here's his Myspace to have fun with- ...


Just report the douche to the Myspace webmasters. Maybe you can get him put on a sex offender registry?
#19
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#20
He likes country music, let him dwell in his own failure.

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#23
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Call him gay

Whoa. Original and above a fifth-grade maturity level.

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#24
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Whoa. Original and above a fifth-grade maturity level.

You think he was being serious ?!


I hope he wasn't.
#25
can everyone stop with saying ****ty /b/ phrases
its not cool

go to /b/ if you want to be retarded

anyway... im up for helping get some revenge on this jerk
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#26
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can everyone stop with saying ****ty /b/ phrases
its not cool

go to /b/ if you want to be retarded

anyway... im up for helping get some revenge on this jerk

What makes you think TS is telling the truth.
#27
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What makes you think TS is telling the truth.

Who cares?

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#28
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Who cares?



precisely
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#32
sorry to inform the few and proud to help, but I've decided to just report him. I have never wanted to be an underage woman more in my entire life, then I could have put him on the sex offender list. Darn!
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#34
its simple just find out his email adress and keep signing him up to gay porn sites.
#35
Lose some weight. Problem solved.
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#39
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Sounds like he be trollin'

Edit: his age is '69'... what a douche


And his mood is "alpha male"...

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