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#1
OK Pit so I've got a bit of a dilemna on my hands...I have 2 friends that are girls and I cannot decide which one to ask out as a girlfriend.


Girl #1:


16 years old, great personality, amazing kisser, nice body.

OR

Girl#2:

14 years old,ok personality, somewhat slutty,nice to hang out with.

And I'm 15 years old and hell, might as well do a pic of me:


So Pit I ask you, Girl #1 or Girl #2
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#2



Anyway, be a player and ask both
ERADICATE THIS DISEASE



Because it's killing me.
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#6
Neither.

Both look like *****s.

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#7
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Anyway, be a player and ask both


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#10
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Anyway, be a player and ask both

I like your logic
I like R&B Slow Jam & Funk songs best. Comment me if you likey.
Pretty much all music is good to me.
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#11
Why would you post a picture of yourself? I actually think you only posted the thread because you fancy yourself a bit, since it's obvious the first one is more attractive to you. Why would you ask out a girl who's only got an ok personality (compared to another potential who has a great personality) and is a slut?
#12
If you really dont know and you resort to asking The Pit then maybe you should just not bother mate.
#14
holy **** the second one is 14?! she looks to be 17-18!!! anyway, go with the one with the personality if you want a meaningful relationship, but if you're in it just to get some tail, then go with the slutty one. This also works as a general recommendation for whenever you want to choose between two or more girls with similar traits....
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Why would you post a picture of yourself? I actually think you only posted the thread because you fancy yourself a bit, since it's obvious the first one is more attractive to you. Why would you ask out a girl who's only got an ok personality (compared to another potential who has a great personality) and is a slut?


That's exactly what I was thinking.
#16
Quote by Mky
Make a poll.

Sorry for my n00bness but how do I do that?
I like R&B Slow Jam & Funk songs best. Comment me if you likey.
Pretty much all music is good to me.
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#17
you... kissed that thing?

I say number 2 solely based on pictures.

but... truth be told... I'd rather go for that guy
#19
Do what I do in a situation like this.


Pick both.
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#20
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you... kissed that thing?

I say number 2 solely based on pictures.

but... truth be told... I'd rather go for that guy

Ummm I'm the guy so I kinda already do that every time i fap
I like R&B Slow Jam & Funk songs best. Comment me if you likey.
Pretty much all music is good to me.
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#21
Nr. 1. If she is nice.
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Chill!
#22
You shouldn't choose the most beautiful. Choose the most clever, fun, with the better personality.
#23
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You shouldn't choose the most beautiful. Choose the most clever, fun, with the better personality.


If that were the case, they would have nothing in common, and the relationship wouldn't last long.


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#24
after seeing you...
you wouldn't be able to get either of them.
settle for your hand, you'll be less disappointed.
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#25
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Ummm I'm the guy so I kinda already do that every time i fap


yeah I know...

Yummy

juuuust kidding
#26
Relationships are overrated anyways.

Just fool around with both of them. And never let them be in the same place at one time.


Things get weird....
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i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

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#27
dood theyre both chavs/wiggers/whitetrash.

find someone cooler.

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#28
I shall give you the truth of the depths of my heart:

Get out, you git. And ask neither of those.


Seriously, #1.


#32
OK to everyone whose being a dick, I'm just asking for opinions here. So don't be a tool
I like R&B Slow Jam & Funk songs best. Comment me if you likey.
Pretty much all music is good to me.
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#33
to be very honest, and somewhat preachy. people like you and these prozzies is what is wrong with the world. without people like that we'd all be better off.

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#35
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to be very honest, and somewhat preachy. people like you and these prozzies is what is wrong with the world. without people like that we'd all be better off.

And how is that?
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Pretty much all music is good to me.
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#36
The Pit's advice;

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#37



haha


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#38
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OK to everyone whose being a dick, I'm just asking for opinions here. So don't be a tool

Never noticed that people in the pit concentrate on being funny and/or rude rather than help fellow pitmonkeys out?
#39
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Neither.


And you are an idiot.


A big one.


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#40
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Never noticed that people in the pit concentrate on being funny and/or rude rather than help fellow pitmonkeys out?
It's not really that. It's more that it's a case of "Man look at this. I can get two chicks any time I want. I'm fucking awesome. Way better than you. You're single, aren't you? Yeah, I could have these two. You suck.

And here's a picture of me, because that shit is totally relevant. Man, I'm smoking hot."

And he calls us tools.
Last edited by sadistic_monkey at Feb 5, 2009,
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