#1
I'm a dude and i have shoulder length hair. I want to make it neater and straighter, i blow dry it in the mornings (fag lol) and i have hair straighteners but i cba to do it every morning. Any tips from you, The Pit?
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#5
Wash it and comb it every day... that's what I have to do, but my hair isn't quite that long; about an inch of the shoulders
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#6
Stop taking it to gay bars.


For when mine was longer I had to use a straightener because it gets curly and wavy and all over the place.
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#7
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Wash it and comb it every day... that's what I have to do, but my hair isn't quite that long; about an inch of the shoulders

I do
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#8
Use shampoo that helps to keep hair straight.
Yes, girls' shampoo.
Buy it.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#9
You can get hair chemically straightened these days, but how effective it is on long hair i do not know.
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#10
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Use shampoo that helps to keep hair straight.
Yes, girls' shampoo.
Buy it.


And conditioner you noob. You fail at being a girl
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And conditioner you noob. You fail at being a girl


lmao

EDIT: Where do i get it chemically straightened and...


How much because i'm poor?
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#15
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Get it chemically straightened


Thats for very very very curly hair.

Just use your goddamn straightners.

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#17
I've also got to add, how can i make it neater?

EDIT: Don't flame me for not editing
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#19
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I've also got to add, how can i make it neater?

EDIT: Don't flame me for not editing

Get a haircut to tidy it up. Wash and brush in the mornings. It's very difficult to make long hair look 'neat' but if you spend time on it, you can make it look like you care how it looks.
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#20
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And conditioner you noob. You fail at being a girl


I don't use it that much. Makes my hair greasy.
I hate my hair.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#21
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I don't use it that much. Makes my hair greasy.
I hate my hair.


Go bald.

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#22
How about being a man and not caring what your hair looks like.
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#23
well, you could not wash until it becomes kind of like dreads. that'll work.
or... you get a professional to put chemical relaxant in your hair. it'll stay straight for probably a month or more. it's not terrifyingly expensive, but i would never pay for it, primarily because i have a devillock which takes very little effort to maintain.
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#24
Do not use the hair drier, let it air dry, that's what I do sometimes and it's usually fairly straight for curly hair when I do that. When I dry it with a towel, it's got the texture of dreadlocks though.
#25
You're gonna have to super glue your hair to the ceiling, while standing on a chair. Once the glue is dry, kick the chair out from under you. You're hair will be very straight at this point. Be sure to have a can of Moose or whatever to make it stay that way.

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#26
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You're gonna have to super glue your hair to the ceiling, while standing on a chair. Once the glue is dry, kick the chair out from under you. You're hair will be very straight at this point. Be sure to have a can of Moose or whatever to make it stay that way.

You're welcome.


Make sure it's not a bull moose, however.
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#27
Quote by Martyr's Prayer
You're gonna have to super glue your hair to the ceiling, while standing on a chair. Once the glue is dry, kick the chair out from under you. You're hair will be very straight at this point. Be sure to have a can of Moose or whatever to make it stay that way.

You're welcome.



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