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#1


i kinda thought it was pretty funny though
especially as he has no chance in hell of getting laid anyway!
ive never seen him actually look a female in the eye, hes that shy!

and why would he pick up drums to get laid?!
its a bit pathetic

but he is good at drums
luckily for him i guess
#3
fair enough
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#6
if he doesnt and tries to leave, f*ck him yourself
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#9
Ohhh, I thought you meant he joined your band to get drilled by you and the rest.

Wait.. is that what you DID mean?
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#11
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Can anyone translate this for me please?

Sense was not found.


Apparently TS is slowly developing a mangina and his drummer is bothering him for sex every 20 minutes.

TS says he would, but it's against his beliefs and breaks rule 26(b)(i) of the international emu farmers wives code of conduct.
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#12
Yeah but a lot of instrument players are in it for the same

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#13
He better learn to sing then
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#14
Just lie to him and say he will.
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#15
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Apparently TS is slowly developing a mangina and his drummer is bothering him for sex every 20 minutes.

TS says he would, but it's against his beliefs and breaks rule 26(b)(i) of the international emu farmers wives code of conduct.
Better, thanks.
#20
I'd hit that.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#23
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Duh....I thought that was the whole point of bands.

It's funny because the drummer thinks that he's really part of the band...
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#24
Hook him up with an ugly groupie.
Tell him if he wants more, then he needs to make better music.
????
post pics.
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#27
i know a few drummers that get laid all the time, it's not the instrument that you play it's how you interact with the people that you meet.
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#28
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Just lie to him and say he will.


my band did that to me, it's that kind of practical joke that ruins your life
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#30
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i know a few drummers that get laid all the time, it's not the instrument that you play it's how you interact with the people that you meet.


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#31
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Then do him a favour and suck his dick.


lmfao!
#32
It's funny, because our drummer reckoned he got laid every weekend with his ex. He was trying to impress us by telling us and we all burst out laughing. His girlfriend was one ugly mo'fo'! Then to add to the hilarity of it all, she told us that she wouldn't touch his penis with a 12' barge pole
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#33
Drummer mating ritual:
Drummer: *Picks up sticks* BANG BADAM BAM ABAM TSU TSUM CRSSH BAM BAM TUM PA!
Target female: haha *walks off*
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#34
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i know a few drummers that get laid all the time, it's not the instrument that you play it's how you interact with the people that you meet.

Thank you, Captain Obvious!


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#35
well, u see....guitarists get the girls, drummers take em away from em and bang their brains out. lol. im a combo of both so......
#37
It sounds like he got his wish, he spends most of the time behind you pounding away with his wooden drumsticks
#38
Well, Robby Krieger was in the Doors at first to get laid, until he listened to Hendrix.

Make him listen to Rush and maybe then it will change?
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#40
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
One armed drummers don't get laid.




Corrected.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
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