Poll: What means more to you?
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View poll results: What means more to you?
Guitars
117 34%
Girls
230 66%
Voters: 347.
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#1
What means more to you?
Gear:

Gibson Les Paul Vintage Mahogany

Epiphone Les Paul Goldtop with Seymour Duncan Alnico II's

Seagull 25th anniversary Mahogany Edition

Crate GT65

Digitech Metal Master

Dunlop Original Crybaby Wah
#5
I agreee.
Gear:

Gibson Les Paul Vintage Mahogany

Epiphone Les Paul Goldtop with Seymour Duncan Alnico II's

Seagull 25th anniversary Mahogany Edition

Crate GT65

Digitech Metal Master

Dunlop Original Crybaby Wah
#7
My guitar never withholds sex because it's a moody bitch; and doesn't spend one week in four eating chocolate and yelling at me.
#8
Quote by Korosu
My guitar doesn't bitch at me.
Agreed

Even if they can sometimes be nice and make you feel good..
But i'd prefer my guitar at the moment.
Fender Special Edition Custom Telecaster FMT HH in Crimson Red
Reverend Sensei HB FM in Tobacco Burst
Fender Vintage C Neck, HH, Surf Green Nitrocellulose (Handmade)

Egnater Rebel-30 MKI Head
Egnater Tourmaster Series 412B 280W 4x12 Cabinet
#10
Well girls=problems but guitar=solution to problems (so does gun but.....). So I picked guitar. Plus, if you get really good at guitar teh girls will come
My Gear:
PRS SE Custom 24 7 string
Schecter C-1 Custom
Jackson SLSMG
Line 6 POD HD500X

My SoundCloud
#12
Hmmm there was no "Girl" option. Only "Girls." Plural. Had to choose that one. My wife means much more to me than my guitars.
#13
i dont wanna have sex with a squier


girls ftw
Quote by supralightning
send your gf over to my place and ill give her a birthday present

Gear:
Fender Squier
SP-10 (i almost don't use it)
Boss DS-1
Boss RC-2 (very useful)
Boss GT-10 (hell yeah)
Good Headphones
Gameboy color


Lastfm
#17
its weird for me. I love my girl but sometimes when she pisses me off and im in a bad mood, i turn on the amp and grab the six stringer and rock out.

NOTHING gives you a better feeling then jamming out on a guitar. It takes your mind away from things.
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
-- Demetri Martin


Maryland Deathcore
Hang The Wench
#18
you should've added the 'p' word...probably wouldn't shaped the result a little more
gear
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ESP-LTD EX400 (black)
ESP-LTD Truckster (primer)
ESP-LTD MX130 (black)
Boss MT-2
Crate GX-60c [stock chorus/reverb]
#19
They both start sucking if you don't know how to handle them.
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

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Dude, I think I would know, Trivium invented Thrash, Metallica are lucky they got as far as they did piggy-backing off of Trivium's signature style.
#22
Well one attracts the other apparantly. Doesn't seem to work as far as I know.
He who knows all, knows nothing in the eye of a imbecile.
#25
Quote by haz_uk
a girl with a guitar.


FTW
The religious myth is the most powerful device ever created, and serves as the psychological soil upon which other myths can flourish.
#27
Both as tommy lee once said that he has two number ones in his life music and his girl, thats the way I see it.


But my guitar tech said yesterday "Dont leave your guitar out in the cold, Leave your girlfriend out in the cold. You can get another girlfriend but its alot harder to get another guitar."
Ibanez RG7321
Jackson Randy Rhoads V with Floyd Rose
Peavey Valveking 112
Digitech RP70 Guitar Processor
#28
Girls, duh.

Who would honestly say they'd take a new, €3000 guitar over a girlfriend who's crazy about you?
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#29
Well, guitars don't PMS, guitars do what you want them to do (if you have enough skill), guitars will always be there when you need them, and they usually provide instant satisfaction. Plus, you only have to spend money on them every once in a while, and that's usually only about 10 or 15 bucks for strings. You don't have to feed a guitar.

So I'm going with girls. Just because I like to go against the grain.
#30
Quote by dgme92
Girls, duh.

Who would honestly say they'd take a new, €3000 guitar over a girlfriend who's crazy about you?



I'd choose the guitar (bass guitar for me).
#31
Quote by G-loony
They both start sucking if you don't know how to handle them.


What so like, you treat a woman badly and she still sucks you?

ONTOPIC EDIT: Gah I'd say guitar, if you do things properly with the guitar you'll have a skill for life...with girls you'll just have a bedmate for a week.
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Last edited by entity0009 at Feb 5, 2009,
#32
Guitars.
For all of the following reasons:

Guitars don't get pregnant.

You can play your Guitar any time of the month.

Guitars don't have parents.

Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.

You can share your Guitar with your friends.

Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played

Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.

Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.

Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.

If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.

Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.

Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.

If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.

You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.

You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.

Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.

Guitars don't get headaches.

Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.

Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.

Guitars don't care if you're late.

You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.

If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.

You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.

If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own

You don't have to get permission from your guitar if you want to buy another guitar.
Originally Posted by Demon Wolf
one dream of mine is to play baroque and roll.

i dont quite know what it is, but i assume it involves plenty of harpsichord solos and medieval chanting.


#33
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I'd choose the guitar (bass guitar for me).

Honestly? I don't mean to sound offensive, and if I do I apologise, but you must be homosexual to not choose the woman who's crazy about you.

That could just be me though. Meh.
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#34
Quote by alfonzo99
Guitars.
For all of the following reasons:

Guitars don't get pregnant.

You can play your Guitar any time of the month.

Guitars don't have parents.

Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.

You can share your Guitar with your friends.

Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played

Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.

Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.

Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.

If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.

Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.

Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.

If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.

You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.

You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.

Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.

Guitars don't get headaches.

Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.

Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.

Guitars don't care if you're late.

You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.

If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.

You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.

If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own

You don't have to get permission from your guitar if you want to buy another guitar.


can I just say something about this?

tl;dr.

And I think you spent a little too much time working on that.
#35
Quote by alfonzo99
Guitars.
For all of the following reasons:

Guitars don't get pregnant.

You can play your Guitar any time of the month.

Guitars don't have parents.

Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.

You can share your Guitar with your friends.

Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played

Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.

Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.

Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.

If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.

Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.

Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.

If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.

You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.

You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.

Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.

Guitars don't get headaches.

Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.

Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.

Guitars don't care if you're late.

You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.

If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.

You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.

If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own

You don't have to get permission from your guitar if you want to buy another guitar.


ep;dl

Epic post, did laugh.
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#37
Quote by dgme92
Honestly? I don't mean to sound offensive, and if I do I apologise, but you must be homosexual to not choose the woman who's crazy about you.

That could just be me though. Meh.


It's not just you.
#38
Both
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#39
how can you possibly compare girls and guitars?
Squier Classic Vibe Custom
Vox Pathfinder 15R
Fender Jazz Bass
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