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#1
When you wake up in the morning, or just whenever. Does your piss stream get all F'ed up and go wayy of to the side, and get piss all over the floor?
happens to me all the time...
i once had 3 different streams at once..all missing the toilet...
#4
Yep, all the fucking time. It pisses me off no end.
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#9
Quote by sk8ordie97
Only when I have a boner

you are able to pee with a boner?
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#10
Quote by Toast1337
you are able to pee with a boner?



*sigh* Yes.

Long story short: I peed on my face.
Sail upon the open skies
#11
You'd think after (at least!) 13 years, You would know how to operate that particular appendage.
#13
It just goes in my face
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awesome avatar dude




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#14
Quote by angusfan16
*sigh* Yes.

long story short, i peed on my face.

Dude, you gotta push that f*cker down!
Strats & Seagulls
#15
Sometimes it goes in fucking circles, like a yellow Catherine's Wheel.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#16
Quote by Våd Hamster
Welcome to puberty. Your ass belongs to Mr. Hormone the next 5 years.


i went through puberty in ****ing 5th grade.
i had ball hair and ass hair by 6th grade.
gtfo
#17
^

You premature bastard.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮
#18
Quote by dr.rock666
When you wake up in the morning, or just whenever. Does your piss stream get all F'ed up and go wayy of to the side, and get piss all over the floor?
happens to me all the time...
i once had 3 different streams at once..all missing the toilet...


It's dried up jizz in your shaft from whackin it the night before, nub.
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I wouldn't know an Opeth song from an Egg McMuffin
#19
Quote by wahappen
It's dried up jizz in your shaft from whackin it the night before, nub.



even when i dont rub my meat stick the night before it will still happen occasionally.
#20
Quote by dr.rock666
i went through puberty in ****ing 5th grade.
i had ball hair and ass hair by 6th grade.
gtfo




Yet you're new to the experience of having an erect penis it seems.
#21
Quote by dr.rock666
even when i dont rub my meat stick the night before it will still happen occasionally.

Then someone is probably secretly ejaculating into your penis at night.


Beware!
#22
Quote by RU Experienced?
Then someone is probably secretly ejaculating into your penis at night.


Beware!


He wishes. Wet dreams.
Quote by Bill43


I wouldn't know an Opeth song from an Egg McMuffin
#26
Quote by dr.rock666
nah i stopped getting those in 7th grade


Damn, your life must suck then.
Sail upon the open skies
#27
Quote by dr.rock666
im not talking about when i have a boner dumb****.


No, I wouldn't expect a steroid-wreck like you to be able to get it up.
How about that anger manegement?
#28
There is an easy fix for this.

It isn't X + Y + A whilst hammering the start button either.
#29
Quote by Våd Hamster
No, I wouldn't expect a steroid-wreck like you to be able to get it up.
How about that anger manegement?


hows the 3rd grade spelling lesson going?
#31
Quote by dr.rock666
hows the 3rd grade spelling lesson going?


How's the 2nd grade grammar lesson going?
#32
Just cut off your penis it'll solve all your problems.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮
#34
Quote by dr.rock666
how's the 3rd grade spelling lesson going?


Coming from a native, that's quite hilarious.

Also, you know you've failed at arguing when you resort to grammatical finger-pointing.
#35
Quote by Bubbles203
oooh.
the tension


My bubbles.

Quote by Bill43


I wouldn't know an Opeth song from an Egg McMuffin
#36
Quote by Bubbles203
oooh.
the tension



This is getting epic.
Luck
Our Savior

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where do snails get their shells, anyway?
Quote by crazy8rgood
They make them while they grow. They secrete the substance, I believe.
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THAT IS SO NEAT


tee hee i changed the shit out of my color scheme
#37
it happens all the time (every morning I mean)
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You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
Last edited by billybusa at Feb 5, 2009,
#38
Quote by Våd Hamster
Coming from a native, that's quite hilarious.

Also, you know you've failed at arguing when you resort to grammatical finger-pointing.



nah i just don't like arguing with a dirty tampon
#39
Quote by Toast1337
you are able to pee with a boner?



Lots of guys can.
I has sigs

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#40
Quote by dr.rock666
nah i just don't like arguing with a dirty tampon




Cry moar pre schooler.
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