I've got a really bad problem with nail-biting. I need to grow my nails though to play pizzicato on my violin and also play my bass well.

So, how should I distract myself from nail-biting?
Try making pointless threads about everyday stuff no one cares about.

Oh, wait.
Rape someone?

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Is this how you thank me for helping you putting a violin together?


...modes and scales are still useless.

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Take up smoking.
It gives you something else to do with your hands, and trust me you won't like the taste of nails after you've gone through a pack of 10.
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Y siempre
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Don't put them in your mouth.

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Crafter Cruiser bass
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Is this how you thank me for helping you putting a violin together?


wait......why? I don't think you can report a thread based on the fact that it is annoying.
^Wanna bet? Read bellow.

Stop wasting everyone's time with useless threads. Have a warning. Hey, it's a ban! Yay.
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