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#1
Ok so my English homework tonight is to come up with my favorite first line from a book or movie. Trouble is I can't think of any right now.

So pit, help me come up with one I can use.

I need a very epic first line.

It has to be the very first sentence from a book or the very first line said in a movie.

I also need where its from so yeah.

And I will be looking on my own too just for the record, so yeah.

Thanks pit

OK GO!!!
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#2
To my dearest Cindy.

All characters portrayed in this book are fictional and are therefore completely made up.
From:

The Bible.
Last edited by boreamor at Feb 5, 2009,
#4
it was a dark and stormy night
Quote by filthandfury
What if I accidentally wee in her?


When I arrive will God be waiting and pacing around his throne?
Will he feel a little Old Testament?
And will he celebrate with fire and brimstone
Yeah, I admit, I am afraid of the reckoning
#5
Take the opening lines from The Great Gatsby;

Then wear the gold hat if that will move her
If you can bounce high bounce for her too
Till she cry 'Lover gold-hatted high-bouncing lover
I must have you'
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#6
Quote by Våd Hamster
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

win
Quote by binary-ghost
i really wish i had pics to proove it... i just realized how immensely unbelievable this is but... i promise you... he was doing something to the dogs crotch with his face..
Last edited by chromeguitars at Feb 5, 2009,
#7
Quote by boreamor
To my dearest Cindy.

All characters portrayed in this book are fictional and there completely made up.
From:

The Bible.


WIN
#8
Quote by Våd Hamster
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...


Winner.
"Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance. I mean, after all, it's the thing that makes America great." - Frank Zappa while on the Arsenio Hall Show

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On a side note, TS, love the username. I'd kill to be under you.
#9
Now this is a story all about how...
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#10
Call me Ishmael.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#11
Quote by Kensai
Now this is a story all about how...

lol took mine
Quote by binary-ghost
i really wish i had pics to proove it... i just realized how immensely unbelievable this is but... i promise you... he was doing something to the dogs crotch with his face..
#13
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#15
Whinnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do.
Quote by denfilade
For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

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this post has aids
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and 07'ers will always be well-respected members of UG society.
#16
From Clive Barker's "Mr. B. Gone":

Burn this book.
Dear diary.

Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.

I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.
#17
who you ****ing now - glassjaw.
go on.
you know want to.
go on.
*pokes*
do it
comeon man....
please
i'll give you a dollllargh
Rickenbacker 620
ltd mh-1000
Fender jaguar

tu-2>>FZ-2>MXR Flanger>Ph-8>Line 6 FM-4>DD-6

Engl savage Head.
black start artisan 4x12
#18
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
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O CANADA!
#19
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way--in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.


Edit^: FFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
#20
"Guess what I did last night."

From: Role Models.
Gear:

Squier Strat
Ibanez Artcore AK95
Ibanez GRG 170 DX
Peavey Transtube 212 EFX
#22
Quote by Våd Hamster
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...


Why didn't I think of this before
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#26
Quote by KB22
"Guess what I did last night."

From: Role Models.


*Shoves fingers in other guys face*

I lol'd for 5 minutes. My favourite was:

Kid: Nice cow suit. Where did you get it? A gay market? (Or something...)
Guy 1: Actually it's not a cow, it's a Minotaur. A half man, half bull of mythical origin. Anyway, it's from your moms wardrobe.
Guy 2: She let me keep it after I ****ed her.
Kid:
#28
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
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dimebag put as much emotion in to 9/10 of his solos as hitler showed when putting jews in syanide showers.

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QUESTION! Does emo porn have blood everywhere from wrist wounds?

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HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

no but seriously, HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ
#31
"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim and we sat in the Korova milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening."

Clockwork Orange
#32
Quote by BlackLuster
Take the opening lines from The Great Gatsby;

Then wear the gold hat if that will move her
If you can bounce high bounce for her too
Till she cry 'Lover gold-hatted high-bouncing lover
I must have you'


this
#33
To My Wife, who proofread every draft and gave helpful suggestions, my colleauges who pretended to, even though every copy I ever emailed to you was actually written in Aramaic, and my Publishers, who offered insight and last minuite changes. I now realise that you were all trying to undermine me from the start, and to be honest, are responsible for any mistakes you might find.
#34
Quote by boreamor
*Shoves fingers in other guys face*

I lol'd for 5 minutes. My favourite was:

Kid: Nice cow suit. Where did you get it? A gay market? (Or something...)
Guy 1: Actually it's not a cow, it's a Minotaur. A half man, half bull of mythical origin. Anyway, it's from your moms wardrobe.
Guy 2: She let me keep it after I ****ed her.
Kid:


I love that one.

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"AAAAAAAAHHHHSEBUNYAAAAHHHHHHBATTABEESHEBABAAAAAAAAA!!!!" -The Lion King


Win.
Pick flowers not fights.
Make love not war.
Drop acid not bombs.

#35
Quote by Gunpowder
Call me, Ishmael.


This.

Quote by The_Paranoia
"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim and we sat in the Korova milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening."

Clockwork Orange


I'm torn now. This or the first one.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#36
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Hey There Delilah? ^


Do you think that it is sad that you instantly recognise that tab?
ಠ_ಠ WILL GIVE HEAD

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Have to give you props that the funniest post I read in a while
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hazardmaster has won this thread.


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#38
Originally Posted by crackerpleaz
"AAAAAAAAHHHHSEBUNYAAAAHHHHHHBATTABEESHEBABAAAAAAAA A!!!!" -The Lion King


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Do you think that it is sad that you instantly recognise that tab?

Meh, I did too
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#39
Ok I think I have what I need, but feel free to keep posting, some of this are making me pass out from laughter
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
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