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#1
ok lets here some stories! whats the worst thing youve been cought doing. either from parents, law, or any thing lets here em.

mine was i got caught smokin weed from my mom not to bad though.
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#2
I caught a metapod once.
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#4
It's a toss-up between getting caught smoking pot by a bunch of cops, or my mom walking in on my girlfriend and I about to have sex.

I got community service (5 hours) from getting caught smoking, and one of those "Don't get her pregnant" talks from the parents. So the punishments weren't bad, just my mom walking in was awkward and the police surrounding us while we were high as hell was pretty scary xD.
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#6
spelling caught wrong..
no kidding it really happened!
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#9
I once got caught spelling "caught" as "cought".

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#10
inb4 a hundred "caught fapping by my mom"
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#12
I once caught MissingNo.

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#13
Mom caught me with two bags of cocaine, a mirror, and a razor in my room. I told them they were for my friends(they actually were). She drug tested me. I passed(with the exception of weed, but she doesn't care about that) and all was good.
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I once got caught spelling "caught" as "cought".



yea me to
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#15
I may be alone in this, but I'm loving all these stupid caught jokes

a metapod
the flu

seriously
XD

thanks guys.


but honestly I've always been a pretty "good" kid in my parents eyes
I didnt really get caught doing too much of anythign

I just remember once when I was like 16 my mom caught me and my girlfriend both under covers
although, nothing was even happening so I guess not much was caught, but she was not happy


she's a bit conservative, but its all good
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#16
i guess getting caught smokin pot by my friends parents...
a few times...
and drinking...

thats about it though...
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#20
[quote="'-LeG[A"]cY-']Mom caught me with two bags of cocaine, a mirror, and a razor in my room. I told them they were for my friends(they actually were). She drug tested me. I passed(with the exception of weed, but she doesn't care about that) and all was good.
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#21
My girlfriend's insanely Christian parents coming home early and catching us.
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#22
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I once caught MissingNo.



Did you have to buy a new cartridge too? Cause once I caught the fucker, I could never play again :frown:
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#26
my friend and I got caught drinking by his mom.

...we were in his parents' wine cellar opening a bottle of wine. she came in just as we got the cork out and was like:
" "
and my friend was like:
" "
and i was like:
"er... we we're having a bottle opening contest? "

I think i actually laughed when she first came in. i don't really remember, i was kind of drunk.
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I once caught MissingNo.


im ashamed to know this but, isnt this were you get unlimited master balls? b/c i have that on my Pokemon Blue cartridge and it is pimp.
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#28
never really been caught by anyone doing anything
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#30
The worst thing I got caught doing was I had a pack of smokes on me at school and the douchebag SRO that hates my guts searched me and found them and I had to go to court for that. And my ex's mom practically caught us having our little fun
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im ashamed to know this but, isnt this were you get unlimited master balls? b/c i have that on my Pokemon Blue cartridge and it is pimp.

Ashamed? You weren't a kid unless you knew how to find this guy.
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Ashamed? You weren't a kid unless you knew how to find this guy.

haha, i dont even remember how i did that. I tell all my friends at school about that and they are all jealous of my skill at Pokemon.
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haha, i dont even remember how i did that. I tell all my friends at school about that and they are all jealous of my skill at Pokemon.

naw you don't knwo ****, you don't CATCH Missingno, you just put an item in your sixth item slot, and it will be duplicated 99 times after you find him.
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#37
my cat caught me jerking off...

he tried to jump on my lap and i had to shoo him off

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#39
My parents have walked in on me and my ex plenty of times. They just give me my privacy and I remember to lock the effin door now
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#40
A student teacher caught me with my hand down my pants...
I didnt take it out though because i was having a hand-in-pants competition.
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