#1
Yesterday I was sitting in the school cafeteria in the morning (that's where we wait to get dismissed). A really annoying kid left his stuff near our table so my friend draws a 8===> on it. At first I thought it was hilarious, but then I felt bad for like 5 mins. After seeing that he hadn't noticed (he had been carrying it for like 45 mins) I thought it was funny again. My friend noticed it while the kid was putting it in his locker, and laughed his ass off after I told him my friend drew it.
My friend then asked, "Did you draw all that on your backpack?"
To which he replied, "Yeah," (He drew a football on it before.)
So, the next day came and he STILL hadn't noticed. At the end of the day I said, "Dude did you draw all that?"
He flipped his bag and my friends and some other people saw it. I just yelled, "DUDE!" and ran away with my friends.
I got on my bus and told my friends what happened (the ones who were there when my friend drew the dick), and they thought it was hilarious.
I just have one question, do you guys think I'm a dick?


tl;dr: My friend drew a penis on an annoying kid's backpack.
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i really wish i had pics to proove it... i just realized how immensely unbelievable this is but... i promise you... he was doing something to the dogs crotch with his face..
#2
When I was a freshman, there was an epidemic of drawing penises on bags. If you left a bag without your own supervision, chances were that it would have a penis on it when you saw it again.
#4
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Yesterday I was sitting in the school cafeteria in the morning (that's where we wait to get dismissed). A really annoying kid left his stuff near our table so my friend draws a 8===> on it. At first I thought it was hilarious, but then I felt bad for like 5 mins. After seeing that he hadn't noticed (he had been carrying it for like 45 mins) I thought it was funny again. My friend noticed it while the kid was putting it in his locker, and laughed his ass off after I told him my friend drew it.
My friend then asked, "Did you draw all that on your backpack?"
To which he replied, "Yeah," (He drew a football on it before.)
So, the next day came and he STILL hadn't noticed. At the end of the day I said, "Dude did you draw all that?"
He flipped his bag and my friends and some other people saw it. I just yelled, "DUDE!" and ran away with my friends.
I got on my bus and told my friends what happened (the ones who were there when my friend drew the dick), and they thought it was hilarious.
I just have one question, do you guys think I'm a dick?



tl;dr: My friend drew a penis on an annoying kid's backpack.


Stops making sense there.... not that it ever did make sense.
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#5
didnt really follow, but theres no harm in drawing male genitalia on other people's stuff.
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#6
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Stops making sense there.... not that it ever did make sense.


Exactly
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#7
People do that at my school all the time...it's like a strange obsession.
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#8
maybe between good friends, it would be funny. but if i was that kid, Id probably be ready to fight.
#9
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Stops making sense there.... not that it ever did make sense.

Lol sorry I'm not a very good storyteller. Clearly.
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i really wish i had pics to proove it... i just realized how immensely unbelievable this is but... i promise you... he was doing something to the dogs crotch with his face..
#10
why no...i havent...would i like to?....of course...theres always a few kids who need it
#11
Penises ? Pff drawing a penis is for pussy's... Now, Drawing Goatse THEN you can call yourself a dickhead.
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#12
Ah. I guess you've never experienced "nuggeting". When the kid is gone for a few minutes, steal his backpack, take the books out, turn it inside out, put the books inside, zip it up, and draw a huge schwang on it, then zip-tie the zippers together. Classic.

Any other people ever seen this? I actually think it may have originated around here, not really sure though. It's been going on for a few years.


Edit: A zip-tie is one of these.

Last edited by CrossBack7 at Feb 5, 2009,
#13
I drew a fat twanger on some kids binder in 8th grade. This thing took up the whole front cover of it. He didn't notice until the principal did. It got many a lols
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Ah. I guess you've never experienced "nuggeting". When the kid is gone for a few minutes, steal his backpack, take the books out, turn it inside out, put the books inside, zip it up, and draw a huge schwang on it, then zip-tie the zippers together. Classic.

Any other people ever seen this? I actually think it may have originated around here, not really sure though. It's been going on for a few years.


Edit: A zip-tie is one of these.



man i havent seen one of those in ages (the backpack bein inside out)
#15
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Ah. I guess you've never experienced "nuggeting". When the kid is gone for a few minutes, steal his backpack, take the books out, turn it inside out, put the books inside, zip it up, and draw a huge schwang on it, then zip-tie the zippers together. Classic.

Any other people ever seen this? I actually think it may have originated around here, not really sure though. It's been going on for a few years.


Edit: A zip-tie is one of these.


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#16
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Around here we call it "turtling".


Ah, I see. Where do you live?

Edit: Nevermind, doh. Kid who introduced it to our school transferred from California. Not sure where it started around here either, it might have been my school.
Last edited by CrossBack7 at Feb 5, 2009,
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One kid at my school drew a dick on a girl's folder and got suspended for sexual harassment. So no, nothing to be ashamed of. It's the world that thinks dicks are offensive that's the problem.



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