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#1
in my view, Bearded dragons.

the most pathetic lizards. their best defense is half a cm long spikes that move in when you touch them. their best scare tactic is a fleshy bag under their chin. iguanas have REAL spikes and chamelions etc. have their camo, beardies have fleshy bags!? omfgs im scared...not.

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#2
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#4
Pets don't need defense mechanisms, what are they defending themselves from?

Also, chameleons being able to camoflage is a myth/misconception. They change colour but it depends on their body's temperature/mood. I know because I used to have two chameleons.
So technically, chameleons have less "Defense" than bearded dragons as their only other defense is the ability to inflate the flesh under their chin, but it looks much less threataning than when a bearded dragon does it.
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#7
ridiculously small dogs are pretty ****ing useless
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worst pets are probably stick insects as they don't do anything until you knock the tank over. Then they get out and get everywhere.
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#10
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pet rock ftw
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a ferret. all they do is sleep during the day and steal your ****
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#17
A baby, they do nothing at all.
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#19
i think runners up in my 'most useless' list are probably:

Chiuauas (****ing useless, ****ing little rats.)

'Sea Monkeys' (what the hell are these someone tell me?!, as far as i know there extinct)

goldfish (they just swim around all day in circles, forgetting who and what they are)

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#24
i love bearded dragons, and how is a pet useless, are you trying to pit them against eachother in epic duels to the death, if so you're a cruel person. but seriously why does a pet need to have a defense mechanism, they are pets. but seeing as i've had lizards (multiple kinds), snakes, rodents (hamsters,gerbils,rats), cats, and dogs i would say that the rodents are kind of useless pets, you can't take them out and play with them like you could a bearded dragon, same with giagantic snakes, since they'll crush you, ad some types of lizards. dogs are the best pets in the world... i want a husky so bad.
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#25
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in my view, Bearded dragons.

the most pathetic lizards. their best defense is half a cm long spikes that move in when you touch them. their best scare tactic is a fleshy bag under their chin. iguanas have REAL spikes and chamelions etc. have their camo, beardies have fleshy bags!? omfgs im scared...not.

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id imagine in real life humans and bearded lizards rarely meet, nor are we they're predators or vice versa.
so you shouldnt be scared of them.
#26
I have a leopard gecko and all he does is eat, drink, poo and look around and i love him .

But! If you grab a leopard geckos tail, it comes off and grows back in a while. (I have not done this to my gecko but i know it happens)


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I have a leopard gecko and all he does is eat, drink, poo and look around and i love him .

But! If you grab a leopard geckos tail, it comes off and grows back in a while. (I have not done this to my gecko but i know it happens)

are those the really tiny green geeckos, if so that happened where i was playing with the gecko when i was a little kid and he was running off and i tried to catch him and he let his tail fall off (their defense mechanism) and it grows back, but it grows back crooked.
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#29
i got a bearded, imo one of the best lizards because you can handle the ****in thing every day


and 'defense mechanisms' is last on my list of pet requirments, im not exactly using it as security or anything


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#31
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are those the really tiny green geeckos, if so that happened where i was playing with the gecko when i was a little kid and he was running off and i tried to catch him and he let his tail fall off (their defense mechanism) and it grows back, but it grows back crooked.


A gecko is the green one i think, but a leopard gecko is a yellow one with with a purple tail thats spotted black all over, they also come in black strips too instead of spots sometimes.

Also i think if their tail comes off it shortens their lifespan by a bit


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#32
i like defensive animals becasue im the kinda person who likes sharp, dodgy and dangerous things/animals

Dwarf Caiman Crocodillians for example.

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i like defensive animals becasue im the kinda person who likes sharp, dodgy and dangerous things/animals

Dwarf Caiman Crocodillians for example.



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#34
gecko's are actually pretty useful. they talk in ****in british accents and sell car insurance


that is all i ask for in a pet. nothing else
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#35
pitbulls...im not paying to keep 100,000 dollars insurance on a ****ing dog in case it bites a mofo.
#36
Dude, shut up, Bearded Dragons are cool.
Maybe they think "Pfft most useless animal ever? Humans. White soft skin? Please, at least I have spikes."
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#37
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i think runners up in my 'most useless' list are probably:

Chiuauas (****ing useless, ****ing little rats.)

'Sea Monkeys' (what the hell are these someone tell me?!, as far as i know there extinct)

goldfish (they just swim around all day in circles, forgetting who and what they are)

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