Poll: Which will die out first?
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View poll results: Which will die out first?
Humans
131 82%
cockroaches
29 18%
Voters: 160.
#1
which will become extinct first? us or them?

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Polar Bears.
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#7
Well it was on Mythbusters. Put em in a tunnel and dumped radiation onto them, like 10x the amount that would kill a human or something. They lived. Once we nuke ourselves to death, they will be the next major power on Earth.
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#8
i saw that episode tooo. Adam and Jamie ftw.

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#10
Cockroaches. They're not smart enough for my flying monkey army.
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#12
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#13
neither

nuclear war and boxxy will wipe us out and then the pure boredom of not being able to piss me off will kill the roaches
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#17
everyone knows roaches win, roaches are too stupid to understand danger, meanwhile humans see danger and they panic, and end up killing each other.
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Them.

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#20
I lol at you guyse thinking the human race dies easily, and you who want us extinct why dont you suicide you ****
#21
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#22
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everyone knows roaches win, roaches are too stupid to understand danger, meanwhile humans see danger and they panic, and end up killing each other.

I don't agree that roaches don't have a danger response. Think it's just going to stand there while you are trying to stomp on it? I think not. And besides, neither species will never truly be extinct, as they will merge together and create an alliance. I mean, it can't be too bad. Just look at Keith Richards.
#24
Humans....the whole cockroach surviving a nuke and the fact that some of 'em can fly makes them the ultimate being. They should be above us on the food chain if it wasn't for our ability 'Swift stomp from above'
#26
Humans exctinct first

You dont see cockroach murdering eachother and starting wars, OR EVEN PERFORMING COCKROACH RAPE
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#27
Roaches, when man finds a way to kill them all at the same time .
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#28
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You dont see cockroach murdering eachother and starting wars, OR EVEN PERFORMING COCKROACH RAPE



Thats because the cockroaches that do it wear little capes when they escape the crimescene, therefore are never caught.
#29
The Dodo.
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#30
Pandas. And good riddance to the most useless animal to have ever crapped on our beloved planet.
#31
Cockroaches, humans have the technology to leave this planet in event of nuclear fallout or flooding or whatever. Cockroaches dont.
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#32
The otters will outlive both but to answer the question..... Humans will outlive cockroaches (who will be killed in the roach wars of 2147)



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#33
Eventually humans will move off of Earth, I'm sure we'll still be still alive by the time the moon ****ing collides with Earth
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#34
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I lol at you guyse thinking the human race dies easily, and you who want us extinct why dont you suicide you ****

well one thing is for sure cockroaches are near impossible to wipe out if you go by human standards. Cockroaches are built for survival we arent. We just have a really smart brain to compensate for what nature didnt give us.


Cockroaches and many other animals will outlive us simply because they are built for survival, we have to adapt.
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Eventually humans will move off of Earth, I'm sure we'll still be still alive by the time the moon ****ing collides with Earth


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#37
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Pandas. And good riddance to the most useless animal to have ever crapped on our beloved planet.


But... pandas are cute .
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