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#1
I just missed my bus, any ideas? No parents to give a ride, and I need to go to be allowed the car to drive to a concert in May.
#2
Kangaroo.

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#5
ummm... stay at home??
Hmmmm... Pie.

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#7
Erm... Walk?
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#8
i ride my vespa...
you cant miss a vespa.
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#9
I've never missed my bus and if I am slightly running late, my dad will take me to school.
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#10
Polarbear express.
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#11
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Kangaroo.


I bet you ride a girly kangaroo to school and all the boys tease you amirite.

and I don't go to school...school is for losers like you losers...

plus in aussie we don't have school buses and the normal public buses run like every 20 mins in the metro area.
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#12
I drive to school. So I don't ever miss the bus, or always miss the bus, depending on how you look at it.
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#13
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I bet you ride a girly kangaroo to school and all the boys tease you amirite.

and I don't go to school...school is for losers like you losers...

plus in aussie we don't have school buses and the normal public buses run like every 20 mins in the metro area.

My roo is called Bruce and he wears a sleeveless t-shirt, and has a pimped out music system

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#15
I run rly fast.
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#16
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My roo is called Bruce and he wears a sleeveless t-shirt, and has a pimped out music system


fully sik bruh.

oh and I used to always walk...furthest I ever had to walk was only 2km and that was only for two years so I was sweet.
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#18
Is your name Tom?

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#19
The obvious answer, don't miss the bus.

Unless, of course, there are mitigating circumstances.


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#20
If I miss the bus, I just wait for the next
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#21
how about gettin off ug for a start
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#22
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My roo is called Bruce and he wears a sleeveless t-shirt, and has a pimped out music system

Oh my guuuuhhhd iz it lowered??
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#23
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Oh my guuuuhhhd iz it lowered??

22 inch rims m8

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Berserker.
#24
Fkn sck haz it gawt airbagsss?????
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#25
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#29
Faster, TS! RUNN!!!

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#30
We don't even have a bus...

We're no fatasses, we take a bike.
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#31
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We don't even have a bus...

We're no fatasses, we take a bike.


Even if it's an hour trip by car, and it's february?

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#32
Roll. Its awesome. Try it.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#33
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i ride my vespa...
you cant miss a vespa.

Yeah, I know, they're such easy targets. Wait a minute, you're supposedly UG's 'motorcycle expert' and you ride a vespa? Smooth.

TS I'd take the underground, if not then I'd ride a bike, failing that it looks like a nice bit of outdoor walking excersize for you.
#36
Get a taxi
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#37
Say there was only one bus
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#39
I'd like to give an honest answer in the Pit. *fears consequences*

1. Wait on the next one. Problem solved.

If 1 doesn't work, try this:

1. Stay home. If you school calls, don't answer it and delete it from the caller ID.
2. About 10 minutes before your parents are supposed to come home, leave the house and walk somewhere. If you're in a rural area, go to a barn or something. Wait. Make sure you have something to do.
3. When it gets about time for your bus to arrive, simply walk to your stop and then walk to the driveway. Obvious signs say that you just came home from school.
4.???
5. PROFIT!!!


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#40
I usually catch a taxi or just skip the day.
(the school bus round here is a school funded bus and no public buses go near my school)
The bus didn't come yesterday, so I took a snowday, oh yeah.
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