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Okay so yesterday my day started kinda bad when I woke up for school late and so did my brother. It wasn't to bad that we woke up late but he then didn't want to go get breakfast or Anything (at my schoo a one minute tardy is the same as a two hour tardy, they just see a tardy as a tardy) so it kinda pissed me off a little that we were only five minutes late and got a tardy for that. Then school was kinda crappy. I had a huge anatomy and phisiology over all the muscles and how they work. I don't think I did that great but this one is my fault because I completly forgot about it so I didn't study at all.

Then school was over and I went home so now it 2:30 and I had to work a 3 so I decide to take a **** and so far his was the greatest part of my day. I turned on my iPod sat down and just relaxed then I got ready for work (I work at starbucks inside Kroger, I had quit about a year and a half ago and had started back up a month ago) I got into work and I work the first three hours of my shift by myself. I don't mind working by myself I enjoy the quite time to just think. But it does bother me a bit when all the Kroger employees come up to me asking me to put out free samples which I always do (this part is relavant later) then my co worker john came in and he was working with me. He is pretty cool he is my friends dad and he always tells me about all the cool stuff he did in the army and such.

Then close to the end of my shift the manager of the Kroger store had some returned wings that he let every one eat And one of the front end customer service ladies went around offering them to all the departments except starbucks. Every seems to think that since we work at star buck we are just stuck up pricks but no we are awesome people we are Kroger employees just the same as rhemnmpst f us even started in other departments. Like I started as a bagger. But no they never give us anything. (mark my words in the future there will be a war between the different departments at Kroger LOL).

Well at the end of my shift I try to go get my paycheck it will be my first paycheck since I started back again since tyey didnt have it past week and at first they can't find it but after twenty minutes I get it but I find out that I should have two cheeks by now and I have paid taxes on two cheeks and everything. So I go back up to the DSL and ask f they have another check for me and they do. So I ask the lady what's up with that since she told me they dent have it past week and she told me she thought I knew she was just kidding and messing with me. So I was kinda pissed because I needed that money.

Then after that I went to taco bell and when I get home I find all the cheese has this greenish tint to it and smells nasty I was not happy but I didn't want to go back because I was tired and pissy. So I just headed up to my room to go to bed(this is where my day turns around) and I find laying on my bed my naked girlfiend. She had came in through my window. She took my hand and took me into the shower with her. It was great she stayed over the night and we did not head to bed till 4 but is was worth it. I am paying for it today at school because I am tired but like I said it was well worth it.


So what happened to you yesterday?
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Last edited by upchuck51 at Feb 6, 2009,
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All my troubles seemed so far away...

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So what happened to you yesterday?


I started reading that text. I just finished today.
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I started reading that text. I just finished today.




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PARAGRAPHS


thanks for that epic tl;dr
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All my troubles seemed so far away...
I was thinking the exact same thing.

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#9
I made base camp halfway through the text, I'll will attempt the summit after I've looked a properly structured 'narrative'.
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I appologize for not having paragraphs but it's kinda hard on my phone since I am texting all this under my desk in the middle of class. This is still not acceptable please accept my formal appology. LOL
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I made base camp halfway through the text, I'll will attempt the summit after I've looked a properly structured 'narrative'.



Oh, bravo good sir.

#13
Reading that has put black and white lines in front of my eyes. Thankyou for making everything look like a Zebra you thoughtless bastard.
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Quote by upchuck51
I appologize for not having paragraphs but it's kinda hard on my phone since I am texting all this under my desk in the middle of class. This is still not acceptable please accept my formal appology. LOL


no it's hard to paragraph because you're on your phone and not learning.
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#15
sorry too busy fapping to read

however have you tried cumming blood?
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I started reading that text. I just finished today.





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I appologize for not having paragraphs but it's kinda hard on my phone since I am texting all this under my desk in the middle of class. This is still not acceptable please accept my formal appology. LOL

you're texting to the pit... in the middle of a school class... you've lost your soul.
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#19
There I fixed it. Anything else I could do for you maybe get you a beer or some porn or maybe even the world on a Silver Platter.

.......oh okay well if you need anything let me know.
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Last edited by upchuck51 at Feb 6, 2009,
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There I cancer it. Anything else I could do for you maybe get you a beer or some prob of maybe even the world on a Silver Platter.

.......oh okay well if you need anything let me know.


You could supply some pics.

Lest we forget that noble and cunning phrase, "Pics or it didn't happen."-Psalm 0:69, Book of the Pit
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tl;dr: blah blah blah blah.................
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

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All my troubles seemed so far away...



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I was thinking the exact same thing.

TS: didn't read.



so was i! XD
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You could supply some pics.

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tl;dr
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Thanks alot. When i read the first sentence, i dont know why, but i laughed in the middle of my first class at tech school. You sir have made me look like a fool for the first and last time
#27
Go make a blog instead.......'Dear Diary, my life is like a big black abyss'
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so was i! XD

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