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Now then guys (and girls) of the pit,

bit of a backstory for this question, its fast approaching valentines day and i have promised my girlfriend a lovers chequebook, for obvious things like, well, im sure you can guess, as well as little in jokes. for example, she always makes me a bacon sandwich when i stay over at hers, and she wants me to make her one sometime...that sort of stuff.

now i need to actually make a chequebook for this. i have an unused school excercise book which i plan to cut into a shape resembling an official chequebook, long rectangle shape. the problem i have is how to do this without making a complete mess of it? i tried just using scissors on the very top of the book, the part i intend to cut off, but it looked all ragged and horrible.

so does anyone have any suggestions as to how i can make a really clean cut through an entire excercise book? or if anyone has a better idea than that, im open to anything, it just has to be done by friday.

ok, go!

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a guillotine, not the head removing ones, they make them for paper, shouldn't be to difficult to find in a stationary shop
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buy one?
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Open the book and do it tens of pages at a time in one of the above methods
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George Foreman Grill it.
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a guillotine, not the head removing ones, they make them for paper, shouldn't be to difficult to find in a stationary shop

my mum has one of these, as she's a teacher, but it won't cut through a full excercise book. or maybe she just bought a crappy one...
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you can buy those kind of things in a book shop
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Open the book and do it tens of pages at a time in one of the above methods


actually, this could work,. seeing as it has lines..but it'd take for ever...but this is the b est so far, thanks guys
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my mum has one of these, as she's a teacher, but it won't cut through a full excercise book. or maybe she just bought a crappy one...


They probably go blunt quite quickly, could try a stanley knife and a ruler
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dump her instead. much less hassle and it'll be a surprise.
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