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#3
Your social life fails. That's a good secret.
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#6
Whisper in her ear......icumblood
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#7
And by xbox night you mean...

GET IT! GET IT!
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that is one goddamn shiny mother****ing toaster you have there
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It seems the top of those waffles are burnt.
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The toast has little red arrows growing from it. Nobody wants that.

SHUDDUP AND EAT YER TOAST
#8
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Whisper in her ear......icumblood


And she'll

Jizz
In
Her
Pants.
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#9
Maybe a little morhpine would spark my creativity.
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#10
Her? Xbox night? Secrets?


What the hell kinda shit do you kids get into these days?
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Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#11
dude.....what?
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#13
Quote by Kensai
Maybe a little morhpine would spark my creativity.


This isn't a stupid thread.

It's an intervention.
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#14
Quote by GNiCk89
Her? Xbox night? Secrets?


What the hell kinda shit do you kids get into these days?

*Looks at post*
*Looks at avatar*
*Looks at color of post*
I think you damn well know!
#15
Quote by RU Experienced?
What happened to all the morphine I gave you yesterday?!


What morhpine? >.>

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This isn't a stupid thread.

It's an intervention.


I'm so sick of those interventions
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#16
Why the hell do you need to tell her a secret in order for her to go to the Xbox thing with you? Are you in primary school or something?

"Well, I'm not doing it til you tell me secrets!"
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#18
"I see dead people."

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Her? Xbox night? Secrets?


What the hell kinda shit do you kids get into these days?


If he's lucky, maybe she'll let him hold her hand.
Last edited by Trefellin at Feb 6, 2009,
#20
Make up one. Like...you once rode a giraffe nude while eating a slice of banana bread with a monkey picking June beetles out of your hair.
Sail upon the open skies
#21
Quote by Kensai
Maybe a little morhpine would spark my creativity.

I remember it like it was yeasterday...

Epiphone Les Paul Standard Plus-Top, SH-2 and SH-5
Ibanez GRX20
Baron Acoustic
Peavey Valveking 112
Roland Cube 15
Dunlop Crybaby From Hell
Dunlop GCB-95 Crybaby
Boss MT-2 Metal Zone
Boss PH-3 Phase Shifter
Boss BF-3 Flanger
#22
Listen here's the best advice I can give you...

Whip it out. Be like, "Hey....I have a penis, you have a mouth, cmon."


Foolproof
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Every thread I've seen you in has been a complete success. Yay you!

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i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

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Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#24
Tell her you're gonna play wii fit and LBP.
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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I WANT THE TWOOTH!

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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#25
Quote by angusfan16
Make up one. Like...you once rode a giraffe nude while eating a slice of banana bread with a monkey picking June beetles out of your hair.



Ew.


Banana bread.
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#27
come on, man - you must have at least one secret. think back to your childhood; any embarassing things you don't want people to know about (like this thread)?
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This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#28
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http://artists.ultimate-guitar.com/scotchwoodcock/

check out our celine dion cover, it'll show u how sad my social life is


so.....it does suck then?
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#29
Do THE NAKED MAN!


Not what you think, perverts
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#31
Quote by LedZeppelin9345
come on, man - you must have at least one secret. think back to your childhood; any embarassing things you don't want people to know about (like this thread)?

Yes; let us all post them on the internet!
#32
Just say "just think outside the box and you will know, when one's heart desires what it does not know, you'll go to the place marked by X"
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Black Knight CP200 (Red flamed maple).

Neck-thru 4 string bass.

Acoustic 6 string.
#35
just repeat this sentence to her in a cockney accent:
"Oi *girls name*, your a slag, wanna come to my house?!"


I've used this line a few times.. no success so far, lets hope it works for u..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#36
Quote by will123456789
just repeat this sentence to her in a cockney accent:
"Oi *girls name*, your a slag, wanna come to my house?!"


I've used this line a few times.. no success so far, lets hope it works for u..

You never have to say this when you're in the pit, seeing as you wouldn't be here otherwise..
#37
tell her about that time you experimented with your dog.
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#40
Tell her you were so desperate to get her to come, you made a thread on the internet asking people for advice. That'll win her heart.


Then beat her ass in whatever game you play. That'll impress her pants (and its contents).
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