#1
I just made an analogy that could very well work. here it is.

A good rock band is like all the functioning parts of a bicycle:

Lead singer: Handlebars (you need them to take your bike in the direction you want to take it in.)

Guitarist: pedals(they power the bike. and without them, you cant move the bike.)

Drummer: Wheels (they are the basis of the bike and basically, gives it basic mobility that without it, there would be no bike.

Bassist: kickstand (keeps the bike up...but who really uses it anyway?)

Do you guys have any anologies for bands?
#2
I can play my music with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars....
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#5
A good rock band is like a good penis: They can either be a pleasure dispenser or they could end in a disaster.


That made no fucking sense...
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#6
Your analogy is terrible and then some...
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#10
A rock band is like Rock Band™. Guitars are like guitar controllers, drums are like electronic drum controllers, and singers are like people who sing.
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#13
a band can be like the brothel

rosie (aka the singer) she brings us in and makes us feel at home

belle (aka the guitarist) she is the what we came for! she keeps us coming

susanne (aka the drummer) good at keeping the beat [if you know what i mean.....]

betty (aka the bassist) the ugly one who no one ever goes near. people wonder why she even has a job here


wow that was a crap analogy
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a band can be like the brothel

rosie (aka the singer) she brings us in and makes us feel at home

belle (aka the guitarist) she is the what we came for! she keeps us coming

susanne (aka the drummer) good at keeping the beat [if you know what i mean.....]

betty (aka the bassist) the ugly one who no one ever goes near. people wonder why she even has a job here


wow that was a crap analogy


#16
what the **** is with everyone ripping on bassists all the time? There Important damn it!
#17
A good band is like UG.
There's at least twice as many guitarist to bassists.
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#18
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Bassist: kickstand (keeps the bike up...but who really uses it anyway?)


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#19
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so now youre a bass-racist?

A bacist!
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#21
To be fair, all these bassist jokes are a bit of a low blow.
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#22
a good rock band is like Tool.

Every person shines in their own moment, no one is overpowering the other and they build up sound into a wall of sound, where everyone is just as important as the other.

a bad rock band is like Metallica during ...And Justice for All:

guitar and drums are dominating, the vocals aren't very thought through and the bass guitar is non-existant, thus resulting in a wall of sound similar to Swiss cheese.

*raises flame shield, waiting for metallica fanboys*
#23
A good rock band is like a good game of poker. You have bad hands and good hands, but people only judge you on how well you finish.

That was bad....


A good rock band is like a big set of boobs. When they get old enough all they do is sag to the ground and do nothing.
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A good rock band is like a good game of poker. You have bad hands and good hands, but people only judge you on how well you finish.

That was bad....


A good rock band is like a big set of boobs. When they get old enough all they do is sag to the ground and do nothing.

But some will use their wealth to rise to newfound heights.
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#25
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a bad rock band is like Metallica during ...And Justice for All:




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Wow..
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You sir, are the definition of bravery



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but seriously, it was an awfully produced album.
#27
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Wow..
Never seeen anyone who has the guts to flame AJFA..
You sir, are the definition of bravery


Anyone who knows anything says it suffered from terrible production; it has nothing to do with guts.
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#28
This thread is f*cked.
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+ Head
Orange PPC2x12 Cab Black
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...