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#8
Quote by creeping.death!
This sentence is false.


right you are.
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2. Natural Science
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4. Vital Signs
5. Subdivisions



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#10
An unstoppable force hits an immovable object.

Quote by Teh Traineez0rz

My theory - The cat will land on it's feet first, technically keeping the toast from falling. The cat then falls on it's back to play as you reach to grab the toast, thus causing the toast to fall butter side down.
#11
Quote by Alex Vik
An unstoppable force hits an immovable object.

old one. 1.nobody says the immovable object is solid, so the force would go through it
2. its a force, and thus it will just move around the object, as forces arent solid.
3. and if it is solid, it'll just move aroud it.

thus, paradox solved.
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It's gone now.
#12
in the words of bart simpson.... "you're damned if you do and damned if you dont"

"If there is an exception to every rule, then every rule must have at least one exception, the exception to this one being that it has no exception."


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paradoxes
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Great Minds Think Alike
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You sigged me, AND had an idea the same as mine!
I like you.

About my Lady Gaga/Pokemon parody
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XD not bad

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You're my hero.

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I must say, i love it!
#13
Part of fundamental mathematics, Russell's paradox (also known as Russell's antinomy), discovered by Bertrand Russell in 1901, showed that the naive set theory of Frege leads to a contradiction.

It might be assumed that, for any formal criterion, a set exists whose members are those objects (and only those objects) that satisfy the criterion; but this assumption is disproved by a set containing exactly the sets that are not members of themselves. If such a set qualifies as a member of itself, it would contradict its own definition as a set containing sets that are not members of themselves. On the other hand, if such a set is not a member of itself, it would qualify as a member of itself by the same definition. This contradiction is Russell's paradox.
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This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#18
Quote by Survivalism
You forgot half of that statement.

actually, the "other half" isn't really required. think about it.
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I don't think any words should be censored.

Especially faggot since homos aren't real people and all.

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Man City wont win anything and finish below Arsenal.

city: 3rd + FA cup winners.
arsenal: 4th
#19
Quote by shockrocker
old one. 1.nobody says the immovable object is solid, so the force would go through it
2. its a force, and thus it will just move around the object, as forces arent solid.
3. and if it is solid, it'll just move aroud it.

thus, paradox solved.


#20
Everything i say is a lie.


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

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"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

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#22
If you tell someone to disobey you and then they obey you are they disobeying you?

That always messes with me.
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, your eyes will get sore after a while."
#26
A. B is true.
B. A is false.
We sailed through endless skies...

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if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


Lady Gaga has a penis! >>EVIDENCE<<

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#27
I've never told the truth in my life.
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For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

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this post has aids
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and 07'ers will always be well-respected members of UG society.
#28
Epic win is fail
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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HOLY HELL.

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#30
Quote by shockrocker
old one. 1.nobody says the immovable object is solid, so the force would go through it
2. its a force, and thus it will just move around the object, as forces arent solid.
3. and if it is solid, it'll just move aroud it.

thus, paradox solved.



Do not try and "solve" something that is actually impossible and pretend that you are smart, or even of average intelligence.

What you just did is the equivalent of people that say a x/0 is x and feel so good about themselves.
#31
"You're damned if you do and damned if you don't"

/Simpsons
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#32
your damned if you do and your damned if you don't

cookie for reference
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One does not simply walk onto a Chav's lawn
#33
Quote by Mechanixx
your damned if you do and your damned if you don't

cookie for reference


Is it the simpsons? Oh lord, tell me it's the simpsons.

Three times in this one thread.
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#34
Quote by creeping.death!
This sentence is false.

This sentence does not exist.
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#35
Quote by shockrocker
old one. 1.nobody says the immovable object is solid, so the force would go through it
2. its a force, and thus it will just move around the object, as forces arent solid.
3. and if it is solid, it'll just move aroud it.

thus, paradox solved.

A force can move THROUGH an object too.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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Long story short, a whale flew out of the ocean, landed next to me and shot like a wall of water straight into my face.
#38
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#40
The statement below is false.


The statement above is true.
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
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