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#1
http://www.squishable.com/


Seriously, find me one girl who wouldn't get all gushy and high pitched over one of those.


Hell, even I want a few of them.


Discuss.
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#4
Yeah, the Giraffe, the Octopus, the Giant Chocolate Moose Understudy, and the Panda are all really fucking fantastic.
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#8
Am I the only person here who questions women's ability to have wet dreams?
#10
You could stuff alot of Class A drugs in one of those.

Customs wouldnt suspect ****.
#11
Oh
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I know what I'm getting for Christmas =DDD
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#12
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Kiwi Bird and Octopus :O

Ugh, its "Kiwi" not "kiwi bird", the "bird" is redundant.

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You could stuff alot of Class A drugs in one of those.

Customs wouldnt suspect ****.

hahahaha


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haha
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#15

Aww.
I want them both.
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#18
How did you come across these, may I ask?
Did you search for "girls' wet dream"?

It's ok, just admit you did.
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#19
I gave my gf 4 stuffed animals very similar to those 2 years ago.

Even i love them.
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How did you come across these, may I ask?
Did you search for "girls' wet dream"?

It's ok, just admit you did.



No, they were in an ad for the webcomic Questionable Content. I read that comic everyday, and I happened to see the words "They're giant, round, fuzzy, stuffed animals. Hug them.", and was immediately intrigued.
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You could stuff alot of Class A drugs in one of those.

Customs wouldnt suspect ****.

Yeah lucky they didn't
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#23
NO THAT IS NOT WHAT A WET DREAM IS!

I hate when people say someone will have a wet dream over something that they like. Aren't wet dreams something that you don't think about and you can't control?
#24
Quote by Masonpwiley
NO THAT IS NOT WHAT A WET DREAM IS!

I hate when people say someone will have a wet dream over something that they like. Aren't wet dreams something that you don't think about and you can't control?



It's just a figure of speech. =/
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#26
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It's just a figure of speech. =/
Well it has always annoyed the crap out me for some reason.
#27
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NO THAT IS NOT WHAT A WET DREAM IS!

I hate when people say someone will have a wet dream over something that they like. Aren't wet dreams something that you don't think about and you can't control?


Ahahahahaha

Naw man, wet dreams are big forty dollar squishy animals, everybody knows that.

Anyways, what's with the hedgehog, tortoise, and snail being 4 dollars more than the rest? :S
#28
i dunno why these things are so epic.

maybe it's cause they're all round.

and fuzzy. fuzzy is good.
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#29
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Ahahahahaha

Naw man, wet dreams are big forty dollar squishy animals, everybody knows that.

Anyways, what's with the hedgehog, tortoise, and snail being 4 dollars more than the rest? :S

Also, the octopuss is $6 more than the rest.

And,

Maybe it's just the materials they use on those, or they way they're made. Like, with the octopuss, I can see it costing a bit more to make those tentacles, and to use the purple fur on the snail, etc.

Those little things add up when making them, I'm sure.
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#31
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Well it has always annoyed the crap out me for some reason.

do you need a stuffed animal
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>--<
Wet
#32
Quote by fallenangel20
Also, the octopuss is $6 more than the rest.

And,

Maybe it's just the materials they use on those, or they way they're made. Like, with the octopuss, I can see it costing a bit more to make those tentacles, and to use the purple fur on the snail, etc.

Those little things add up when making them, I'm sure.


I'd pay the extra $6 for that badass octopus. God knows what would happen if the Japanese got a hold of those things, though :O
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I'd pay the extra $6 for that badass octopus. God knows what would happen if the Japanese got a hold of those things, though :O

haha
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#35
I want that moose, but it's so pricey . I like the reindeer and the pig though.
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#38
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locate your balls, girls.

can't belive you guys actually want them for yourselves.



I agree with this man.
#39
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Aww.
I want them both.

so you want two fatass pandas?
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