#1
not implying i like her or anything, i just thought i might open with it.
ok well last monday and tuesday morning, there was this very hot chick on the bus. when i hopped on the bus and looked at her she smiled at me and i couldnt help but smile back. i sat down and wondered about her considering she looked exactly like one of my friends in almost every way. her uniform was the same, her monero piercing was in her left side, she had blonde/brown hair, like basically the similarities were endless.
anywho i never caught the bus wednesday and thursday morning so i couldnt ask her if we knew each other. so on thursday night i thought i might ask her over msn if it was her...she said it was...
so the next day i hopped on the bus and sat next to her and full on acted like i knew her...
"hey how are you?? i didnt even know it was you that caught my bus"
"umm who are you?"
in other words i made myself look like a dick in front of some hot chick who knows where i live
anyway think i can redeem myself?
#4



but the girl you asked on msn is a bitch
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#5
not implying i like her or anything, i just thought i might open with it.
ok well last monday and tuesday morning, there was this very hot chick on the bus. when i hopped on the bus and looked at her she smiled at me and i couldnt help but smile back. i sat down and wondered about her considering she looked exactly like one of my friends in almost every way. her uniform was the same, her monero piercing was in her left side, she had blonde/brown hair, like basically the similarities were endless.
anywho i never caught the bus wednesday and thursday morning so i couldnt ask her if we knew each other. so on thursday night i thought i might ask her over msn if it was her...she said it was...
so the next day i hopped on the bus and sat next to her and full on acted like i knew her...
"hey how are you?? i didnt even know it was you that caught my bus"
"umm who are you?"
in other words i made myself look like a dick in front of some hot chick who knows where i live
anyway think i can redeem myself?


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it could be worse...you could be a member of a guitar forum who chooses to visit the pit instead
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#8
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but the girl you asked on msn is a bitch

aha yea i know i told her that :P
i dont really care like i didnt really get embarrassed i just thought it was heaps funny that something like that actually happened
#9
flarrrrge.

is what you should do.
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#11
Nope. Looks like your life is over. You may as well just kill yourself.
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#12


A greater man would have used that as an excuse to strike up a conversation
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#13
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Nope. Looks like your life is over. You may as well just kill yourself.

thanks for the honesty
#17
wtf @ In Somni
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#18
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thanks for the honesty


Where be your sarcasm detector?
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#19
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knock her round the head with some king of wooden object
hope she forgets the entire thing

yeah because you know i just walk on the bus with a wooden object to whack people over the head with everyday
#21
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yeah because you know i just walk on the bus with a wooden object to whack people over the head with everyday


You don't? Dude, that's just wrong...
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#25
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facepalm... you should've had a large wooden object...

so your saying i should take something like..say a cricket bat on the bus next time and bash her with it?
#26
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so your saying i should take something like..say a cricket bat on the bus next time and bash her with it?

Uh? You got a problem with that? Cavemen did it all the time so why shouldn't we?
#27
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Uh? You got a problem with that? Cavemen did it all the time so why shouldn't we?

yea but they bashed them and brought them back to their cave for rape or something. im just supposed to bash her because...uh i dont even remember anymore but its not rape lol
#28
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it could be worse...you could be a member of a guitar forum who chooses to visit the pit instead




What a loser..


Wait a minute...
#29
Quote by lazy town
so your saying i should take something like..say a cricket bat on the bus next time and bash her with it?

haha i wasnt saying a cricket bat... and i wasnt saying you should take an object on next time... i was saying u should've had a wooden object lol...
#30
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haha i wasnt saying a cricket bat... and i wasnt saying you should take an object on next time... i was saying u should've had a wooden object lol...

what? what the hell are cricket bats made out of then
#32
If you were smart, you would said "Your wildest dream".

But seriously, if you were smart and that tactfulness was accompanied with interest, you would have used that mistake to strike up conversation with her, considering that is what human beings do. So, yeah, you blew it by not capitalising. If you see her again, talk to her!!!!! God-damn kids and their indecsiveness.
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#33
Quote by lazy town
so your saying i should take something like..say a cricket bat on the bus next time and bash her with it?

silly boy why destroy a perfectly good cricket bat when an inexpensive stump is only a few steps from the crease
#34
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Just explain she looks alot like a friend of yours

Pffft, that'll never work.

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#35


You should've just gone with it or pretended you were kidding and thought it'd make starting a conversation easier. Wow, you're really socially inept or you'd have figured that out for yourself. Get her name next time.
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#36
Haha, go up to her next time and be like: "Heyyy, hows it going buddy? remember me? from last time?"
and really push the notion that you know each other from wayyy back.

Then tell her she smells nice, then smell her...
Then touch her hair, rub it on your face.
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#39
No way to redeem yourself, you might as well top yourself before it gets worse boyo.
#40
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nice discovery, sir.


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