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#3
Cut her fingers off... Or punch her in front of her parents
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#4
Cut off yer nip nips.

EDIT: That isn't a bad idea. Buy some fake ones so they come off in her hands. Use fake blood. She'll stop
#5
my ex used to punch me in the face constantly
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#11
rape answer to all problems if that dont work Fire!
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#13
Quote by psyks
Wait, she's doing this to you now? When did she start?



two nights ago. my nipples are now elongated to the size of my penis (pretty damn long)

EDIT:

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Exercise so you lose the moobs?


men need moobs to have nipples?
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Feb 7, 2009,
#15


Wear it.
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#18
Quote by CoreysMonster
men need moobs to have nipples?
Obviously not

but it could be she's trying to tell you something
#22
Quote by smb
Obviously not

but it could be she's trying to tell you something



that .... she wants me to get breast implants?
#23
Quote by CoreysMonster
that .... she wants me to get breast implants?


No, that your tone and volume are wrong.
#25
?

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#27
Quote by Alex Vik
Twist hers and ask how she likes it. Then if she likes it, I dunno what to do then.

...The no pants dance of course.
#28
Quote by LordBishek
No, that your tone and volume are wrong.



maybe I should change the pickups on my guitar? it'll be a little embarressing walking to the store with her twisting my nipples.
#29
Ask her to stop.

Twist hers, harder.

Tell on her.
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#30
My girlfriend kept doing it so I put on my man voice and told her to stop.
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#31
Quote by TheQuailman
Dead girls don't twist.


I don't know, just give her something else she can destroy? Maybe a kitten or something?

Please don't tell me that was a reference to a certain video...
#32
Quote by israels_son
My girlfriend kept doing it so I put on my man voice and told her to stop.

Did that help?


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Please don't tell me that was a reference to a certain video...

Nope, I didn't think of that. I doubt she'll be able to twist a cat so hard that it catches fire anyway.
Last edited by TheQuailman at Feb 7, 2009,
#33
twist her clit

Result:

a) She'll stop.

b) You'll get SERIOUS sex.


Win win situation imo.
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#34
Quote by CoreysMonster
maybe I should change the pickups on my guitar? it'll be a little embarressing walking to the store with her twisting my nipples.


Exactly
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