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What are some ways to open a can quieter? Like, a soft drink can. I just got pwned by my Mum because the sound of my Coke tab clicking woke her up.

Any ways to prevent this?
#5
shake it first
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#7
buy a bottle.
open it somewhere else.
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Dude seriously...Bottle.

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#11
He didn't ask how to substitute a can.

He asked to make it quieter to open a can.

Walking off doesn't make it quieter. It makes the sound further away.

Buying a bottle has nothing to do with a can.

/smartass
#15
Shake it for about a minute first.
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Jacking a mans thread with pokemon is like insulting his mother.




jacking a mans mother with thread is like insulting his pokemon >_>


fixed
#20
Quote by justin129
Stick the can between your legs and kind of squeeze it with your thighs. Then open the top. OR
Poke a whole in it an pour it in a glass.


I actually laughed at the first one for some reason.

Would have looked a bit weird the squeezing.
#21
Did you open it right next to her ear or something?

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#22
coke bad! use pespi instead!

EDIT: slowly you must open
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#23
Use peter griffins technique and cough to cover the sound up, just like when you fart. Your mum cant really get mad at you for coughing can she
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play loud music.

the loud music nullifies the sound of the can.




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Use peter griffins technique and cough to cover the sound up, just like when you fart. Your mum cant really get mad at you for coughing can she


me and my mate did that in ernglish class, i coughed insanely loud while he opened a can of coke.

the teacher didn't notice the coke, but i got sent to the principals office for "Disrupting the class" (feminist teacher)
#27
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Did you open it right next to her ear or something?
Yes I did, actually. Instead of coming back to the computer, I found myself entering her room, leaning down towards her face, and opening a can to piss her off.


#30
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haven't you got your sarcasm detector equipped?
I think he has, but either way, that joke was terrible.
#31
Quote by dio_dude
Yes I did, actually. Instead of coming back to the computer, I found myself entering her room, leaning down towards her face, and opening a can to piss her off.




Because I was being totally serious

I love sarcasm, but anyway, how strong is your mothers hearing and/or how loud did you open the can and/or how light a sleeper must she be for the sound of a can openeing to wake her up

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#32
well it was more of a serious answer than a joke.

it does solve the problem...only with another problem.

where is she sleeping?
yo.

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#33
She's probably angry because you didn't get her one too.

Seriously, people are asleep and you are up drinking Coke at night? That can't be good. The only thing I could suggest is go into a separate room, shut the door, and open it there, or tell your mother that she shouldn't get angry at insignifcant things.

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Open it with a sub machine gun


I don't know why but I found that hilarious.
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#35
You need the exact opposite sound frequency of the can opening to cancel out the sound. That should be easy enough with the stuff you've got gathered on top of your fridge.
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#38
What if you opened it with the can in between you're legs, and u've already shaken and hurled it, it blasts off and hits your thing?


I'd suggest using her teeth to open it , actually a metal pick does well, you can do it really slowly with a metal pick. It's my can-opener...or you can use a can opener lol...and emergency pick.
#39
Yes, open it with a nuclear bomb.


That'll shut the damn cap up

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This Thread is now about pokemon.


arrest this man for attempted threadjacking.

Open it in a different room?
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