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It was my 17th birthday and I got my first handjob from my beautiful girlfriend
I'm in a really content mood and I just wanted to share that lol.
So how was everyone's night last night?
Last edited by -O_O- at Feb 7, 2009,
FFS, does the pit really need to know about this?
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had a campfire in the woods and alot of weed.

congratulations on your birthday and hj
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last night?
I got high and played Soul Calibur 5 with mates.
I think I win.
I don't remember where I was,
When I realized life was a game.
The more seriously I took things,
The harder the rules became.
i had a track meet.
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It was pretty good, I got a handjob off your girlfriend as it happens.
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I like to

bragging and bananas

I like to

bregging and benenees!
I'm sick, so I slept.
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jelous he be!
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its so much funner doing it with friends masturbation

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I like to

brooging and boonoonoos

Briggin and Bineyeneyes!
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I like to

brugging and bunuysnuys!


Bryging and Bynynys!

Now what?
*peekes into the future, one year from now*

"I had my 18th birthday, and I finally got to third base!"

Yeah, I know, it's a horrible joke

S t a i r s s r i a t S

i work on my ,eh well , I don't know what it's call inenglish
but it'a a big project at Uni that take over 8 month of hard work and hundred of pages of text about a complicated subject ( mine is the interaction between the pope and the king in the time of the templars comdanation )

way better feeling then a handjob
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Nicely put good sir

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Wasn't too great.

I got really high, than went to wendys and got a double cheeseburger, a large fry, and large frosty. After that it wasn't so great though. I just wanted to chill, and everyone kept asking me all these questions about events of the previous weekend and whatknot. And I kept getting bad vibes from other people.
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So what is this "pear", iv heard so much about? people on here keep talking about it and i have no idea what theyre saying,help me with this please!!
Handjobs are pretty ****e tbh. Don't really see the point. Either do it your self or go one up and get a blowjob.
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Brbgging and bbnbnbs!
Last night was ****. Parents turned off my phone in the middle of trying to work things out/discuss things with my then girlfriend, as to wither we should break up, take a break, or stay together. ****ed me over entierly. Now I'm waiting and hoping she gets online
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Handjobs are pretty ****e tbh. Don't really see the point. Either do it your self or go one up and get a blowjob.

Oh believe me, I asked. She didn't want to for some reason so I wasn't gonna be annoying about it.
i got knocked down a set of stairs and broke my ankle - was in a+e for over 4 hours. least i didn't have to pay. amen NHS
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You're obviously not aware of the etiquette in these situations:

Remove her hand, place your hand on the back of her head and force her mouth towards your ****.

Girls love it. Trust me.

As for me, last night I ate pizza and watched the extended version of LOTR Return of the King because I'm ill.
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Brzgging and bzbsbzsz


Brxggxng and bxnxnxs
I dressed up as a girl and gave some dude a handjob.

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As for me, last night I ate pizza

Damn, I've just remembered that I haven't eaten for 2 days.
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Last edited by entity0009 at Feb 7, 2009,
17 and you got your first hj?!?!?!?! I was like, 13.
Uhm my girl was here so we did some stuff

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I dressed up as a girl and gave some dude a handjob.

Epic win.
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