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Handjob
81 84%
Masturbation
16 16%
Voters: 97.
#1
Gogogogo

EDIT: And yes, more masturbation threads ARE necessary.

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#4
poll? and handjob. You might convince her to blow you.

EDIT: Found the poll.
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#6
masturbation, I havent met a girl thats good at handjobs.




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#7
Some girls give good handjobs, some try to rip your banjo string. Sweeping generalizations flt.
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#8
hanf job ftw.
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#9
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masturbation, I havent met a girl thats good at handjobs.


This, but thrown in with head as well its a worthwhile combination
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#10
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Some girls give good handjobs, some try to rip your banjo string. Sweeping generalizations flt.



Absolutely. ive had my banjo bleed twice now, but it refuses to snap.
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#11
If she does it wrong, just tell her and she'll do it right.
Oh yea, and you might convince her to give head.

Also, sex thread?
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#14
Quote by red_hot_chili18
handjob

feels better when you dont have to do it yourself



yea, thers something about having someone elses hand in your pants thats just epic.
i think i almost prefer it to sex...

(apologies to pit members whove never had this)
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#15
So, Manual vs. Automatic?
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#18
most chicks suck at handjob .. since they actually should be putting it in their mounth


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#19
Quote by elliott FTW
yea, thers something about having someone elses hand in your pants thats just epic.
i think i almost prefer it to sex...

(apologies to pit members whove never had this)


i agree about the someone else's hand thing as long as its a chick...

handjob. definatly
#22
Ive only met one girl who was actually good at handjobs. But she was also better at sucking dick so...handjobs are wasteful!
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#24
Quote by Absent Mind
masturbation, I havent met a girl thats good at handjobs.

far more sexy though
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#25
I only got a handjob once, and it sucked until I came. Then it was way better then fapping. Just everything up until the nut bust sucked, so... yeah, I fap alone now.
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#27
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masturbation, I havent met a girl thats good at handjobs.

+1, they all suck.
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#28
The fact of the matter is, only guys can give good handjobs.
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#29
I swear most people shouting "handjobs is teh pointless!!!111!!" have never had one. There is no comparison between the erotic thrill of a woman playing with your thang combined with physical pleasure compared to you holding your own knob while fantasizing/watching porn.
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#30
Quote by red_hot_chili18
handjob

feels better when you dont have to do it yourself


I hear you brother
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The fact of the matter is, only guys can give good handjobs.


Then get a guy to give you a handjob
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