Which of these three things do ou think is best for impressing girls

Poll: Which one"?
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View poll results: Which one"?
Doing flips( on the ground not a trampoline)
59 23%
Drawing and painting REALLY well
174 67%
Speaking fluent japanese including being able to write about 3000 Kanji
27 10%
Voters: 260.
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#1
I was thinking I might want to pursue a different field of endeavor as well as guitar and can't decide on which of these is best for impressing girls, so I ask you teenage fappers as I trust you guys are the ones who think about this subject most out of any demographic( I know I do )

any off topic discussions, reporting, posting of "fail", questioning the integrity of my intentions etc will result in e-dick slappings

Edit: for you language noobs out there, Kanji= Chinese characters used in Japanese writing
Last edited by Machine Gun Cat at Feb 7, 2009,
#3
....what?

edit: ^^ ooooooh. yeah that would help.
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#5
What 3 things?

EDIT: There we go
I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes
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Last edited by danny275 at Feb 7, 2009,
#7
Don't play for girls, play for the music. /dickslap
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#8
Pac-man. *reported*. You sir, fail. You are stupid and desperate.

Sorry I just had to. You know I don't mean those things, right?
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Last edited by chromeguitars at Feb 7, 2009,
#10
The only way you can impress girls is by not trying to impress them at all...
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#12
Quote by chromeguitars
Pac-man. *reported*. You sir, fail. You are stupid and desperate.

Sorry I just had to.


*slap*
#13
why is the first one even on there?

He did a flip, I must have him
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
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#14
Don't do things for the girls. Do it because you love it, and because they add to who you are as a person. If you can dedicate yourself to something and enjoy yourself at the same time, it will be impressive enough.
#16
playing at 40,000 BPM on guitar is clearly the real solution here.
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#17
Quote by chromeguitars
Pac-man. *reported*. You sir, fail. You are stupid and desperate.

Sorry I just had to.



You make no sense at all.
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#18
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Impress them by cutting your testicles off with something sharp.

Better yet, a butter knife.
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#19
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why is the first one even on there?

He did a flip, I must have him


Lol I must admit in retrospect, I only added that one because I can already do it and wanted to guage public opinion on it.

to be fear it does equal 1, courage 2, athleticism 3, Jealous comments on the part of people who are unable to pull off the maneuver 4, demonstration of ones "maneuvering" skills
Last edited by Machine Gun Cat at Feb 7, 2009,
#20
It really depends on the girl. Would you not have thought that?
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I'd dance with you but...


#21
unless you want a weeaboo girlfriend speaking japaneese isnt a good way to impress girls
#22
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It really depends on the girl. Would you not have thought that?


ALL girls are impressed by flips
#23
Quote by chromeguitars
Better yet, a butter knife.

That would take too long, and he might give up.
#24
Epic drawing/painting skills. Skills so good they would suggest me drawing nude pictures of them, rather than me having to convince them to take their clothes off.
#25
really, it depends on what kind of girls you are going for.
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
#27
None of that is going to help you get laid. In fact, the Japanese thing will pretty much guarantee your virginity for a long time.
#29
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None of that is going to help you get laid. In fact, the Japanese thing will pretty much guarantee your virginity for a long time.


I forgot to mention that I generally go for Japanese chicks and it would help to be able to communticate better with the newly arrived ones who don't speak that much English
#32
Quote by Machine Gun Cat
I forgot to mention that I generally go for Japanese chicks and it would help to be able to communticate better with the newly arrived ones who don't speak that much English


WHY?!?!?
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#33
Depends on the girl, but stop TRYING dammit. Just be.
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#34
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kanji got me laid


Ay seriously? I know 340 complete with onyomi, kunyomi and at least one compound but that isn't nearly enough to understand like 80% of what you read

so how did you utilize epic Kanji skillz to get teh womanz?

(if you were joking I'm gunna look like such a prat )
#35
Err, none of those. Confidence and a sense of humour with a dash of daring. Thats's what gets me laid.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#36
The best way to impress girls is to not be too good at anything and not try too hard to impress them. Girls prefer a real, honest person, not some sycophant saying "look @ me, I can has flipz and japanees and paintinz, yoo r two bewtiful for dis wurld lol."
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#37
^at those two posts

I'm not suggesting putting ones entire stock in being good at stuff I know that none of those abilities will swing a girl on their own, but surely they can't have a detrimental affect on your girl getting power
#38
Out of the options, good artistic ability, I guess.
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#39
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^at those two posts

I'm not suggesting putting ones entire stock in being good at stuff I know that none of those abilities will swing a girl on their own, but surely they can't have a detrimental affect on your girl getting power

The girl will get a laugh or two out of it, but that's about it. I personally talk to them in spanish (doesn't work on french girls though)
I'm that dude with the fro.
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