| Doing flips( on the ground not a trampoline) | 59 | 23% | |
| Drawing and painting REALLY well | 174 | 67% | |
| Speaking fluent japanese including being able to write about 3000 Kanji | 27 | 10% |
#1
I was thinking I might want to pursue a different field of endeavor as well as guitar and can't decide on which of these is best for impressing girls, so I ask you teenage fappers as I trust you guys are the ones who think about this subject most out of any demographic( I know I do 
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any off topic discussions, reporting, posting of "fail", questioning the integrity of my intentions etc will result in e-dick slappings
Edit: for you language noobs out there, Kanji= Chinese characters used in Japanese writing
) any off topic discussions, reporting, posting of "fail", questioning the integrity of my intentions etc will result in e-dick slappings
Edit: for you language noobs out there, Kanji= Chinese characters used in Japanese writing
Last edited by Machine Gun Cat at Feb 7, 2009,
#2
Missing poll is missing.
#3
....what?
edit: ^^ ooooooh. yeah that would help.
edit: ^^ ooooooh. yeah that would help.
#4
so what are the three things?
#5
What 3 things?
EDIT: There we go
EDIT: There we go
Last edited by danny275 at Feb 7, 2009,
#6
Missing poll is missing.
Ur face is missing
#7
Don't play for girls, play for the music. /dickslap
#8
Pac-man. *reported*. You sir, fail. You are stupid and desperate.
Sorry I just had to. You know I don't mean those things, right?
Sorry I just had to. You know I don't mean those things, right?
Last edited by chromeguitars at Feb 7, 2009,
#9
If you like being called a douchebag, then sure.
#10
The only way you can impress girls is by not trying to impress them at all...
#11
Now that the poll is up..
The flips.
The flips.
#12
Pac-man. *reported*. You sir, fail. You are stupid and desperate.
Sorry I just had to.
*slap*
#13
why is the first one even on there?
He did a flip, I must have him
He did a flip, I must have him
#14
Don't do things for the girls. Do it because you love it, and because they add to who you are as a person. If you can dedicate yourself to something and enjoy yourself at the same time, it will be impressive enough.
#15
Impress them by cutting your testicles off with something sharp.
#16
playing at 40,000 BPM on guitar is clearly the real solution here.
#17
Pac-man. *reported*. You sir, fail. You are stupid and desperate.
Sorry I just had to.
You make no sense at all.
#18
Impress them by cutting your testicles off with something sharp.
Better yet, a butter knife.
#19
why is the first one even on there?
He did a flip, I must have him
Lol I must admit in retrospect, I only added that one because I can already do it and wanted to guage public opinion on it.
to be fear it does equal 1, courage 2, athleticism 3, Jealous comments on the part of people who are unable to pull off the maneuver
4, demonstration of ones "maneuvering" skills
Last edited by Machine Gun Cat at Feb 7, 2009,
#20
It really depends on the girl. Would you not have thought that?
#21
unless you want a weeaboo girlfriend speaking japaneese isnt a good way to impress girls
#22
It really depends on the girl. Would you not have thought that?
ALL girls are impressed by flips
#23
Better yet, a butter knife.
That would take too long, and he might give up.
#24
Epic drawing/painting skills. Skills so good they would suggest me drawing nude pictures of them, rather than me having to convince them to take their clothes off.
#25
really, it depends on what kind of girls you are going for.
#26
Do all three at once, then you're a shoe in.
#27
None of that is going to help you get laid. In fact, the Japanese thing will pretty much guarantee your virginity for a long time.
#28
Doing flips while speaking fluent Japanese and doing a speed painting of yourself, doing what your doing.
While also playing a stunning tap and sweep solo.
While also playing a stunning tap and sweep solo.
#29
None of that is going to help you get laid. In fact, the Japanese thing will pretty much guarantee your virginity for a long time.
I forgot to mention that I generally go for Japanese chicks and it would help to be able to communticate better with the newly arrived ones who don't speak that much English
#30
Your threads suck.
#31
kanji got me laid
#32
I forgot to mention that I generally go for Japanese chicks and it would help to be able to communticate better with the newly arrived ones who don't speak that much English
WHY?!?!?
Last edited by chromeguitars at Feb 7, 2009,
#33
Depends on the girl, but stop TRYING dammit. Just be.
#34
kanji got me laid
Ay seriously? I know 340 complete with onyomi, kunyomi and at least one compound but that isn't nearly enough to understand like 80% of what you read
so how did you utilize epic Kanji skillz to get teh womanz?
(if you were joking I'm gunna look like such a prat )
#35
Err, none of those. Confidence and a sense of humour with a dash of daring. Thats's what gets me laid.
#36
The best way to impress girls is to not be too good at anything and not try too hard to impress them. Girls prefer a real, honest person, not some sycophant saying "look @ me, I can has flipz and japanees and paintinz, yoo r two bewtiful for dis wurld lol."
#37
^at those two posts
I'm not suggesting putting ones entire stock in being good at stuff I know that none of those abilities will swing a girl on their own, but surely they can't have a detrimental affect on your girl getting power
I'm not suggesting putting ones entire stock in being good at stuff I know that none of those abilities will swing a girl on their own, but surely they can't have a detrimental affect on your girl getting power
#38
Out of the options, good artistic ability, I guess. 
#39
^at those two posts
I'm not suggesting putting ones entire stock in being good at stuff I know that none of those abilities will swing a girl on their own, but surely they can't have a detrimental affect on your girl getting power
The girl will get a laugh or two out of it, but that's about it. I personally talk to them in spanish (doesn't work on french girls though)
#40
Confidence, a healthy physique, and a nice personality.