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Ok, so science fair is coming up. My friend went and bought mice to do our project with. Problem is, is that I don't know what we could do with mice. He wants to have one mouse listen to rock and the other mouse to listen to rap.

My ideal was to give the mice steroids and compare it to the other mouse.

Any ideals?

EDIT: There's four of the mice.
Last edited by justin129 at Feb 7, 2009,
#3
Don't drug the poor things. Do the music thing, it's unoriginal enough to work.
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Quote by justin129
Ok, so science fair is coming up. My friend went and bought mice to do our project with. Problem is, is that I don't know what we could do with mice. He wants to have one mouse listen to rock and the other mouse to listen to rap.

My ideal was to give the mice steroids and compare it to the other mouse.

Any ideals?

Is your friend a musical elitist?
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Give The Mice Acid It Will Be Great!!!
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#9
don't give the little thing drugs.


How about you feed one of them with "X" food and the other one with "Y" food, then make them race, you'd be testing the quality of the food or something.
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Unleash the mice and see if they are capable of taking over the world...



no just unleash the one with the big head, leave the tall skinny one in the cage.
#13
Ask them what the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything is. I heard they were pretty close.
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and what he said
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Don't drug the poor things. Do the music thing, it's unoriginal enough to work.

+1

best idea ever. should post the results.

but to make it more fascinating, have one mouse listen to rap for 20min/day and the other rock for the same amount of time, for a week, and then monitor there behaviours for another week to see if the rap mouse unleashes his 'hood on the rock mouse.
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id suggest you see if mice understand proper grammar well enough to use the word idea when theres and idea and ideal when there is an ideal. just a thought.
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Give one expensive cheese, and one cheapo Tesco value cheese. Then observe as expensive mouse suffers a mental breakdown when cheese is removed, and Tesco value mouse becomes a car thief to pay for his cheese habit.
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Give one expensive cheese, and one cheapo Tesco value cheese. Then observe as expensive mouse suffers a mental breakdown when cheese is removed, and Tesco value mouse becomes a car thief to pay for his cheese habit.


Quite appropriate that you posted in this thread.
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Quite appropriate that you posted in this thread.


I wouldn't have even clicked on it if it didn't mention mice, lol.

The real question is, which mouse am I?
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I wouldn't have even clicked on it if it didn't mention mice, lol.

The real question is, which mouse am I?


A lovely one for sure.



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A lovely one for sure.



^This one.


Mmm, cheesy.
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-Schrödinger's cat, but it will be Schrödinger's mice... you can do it four times!
-You could reprove the gravity constant with them?
-Try to turn it in to gold, you just need a Nuclear Fission reactor, unless the mouse is made of atoms with less electrons and protons than gold... which they probably are, then you will need a Nuclear Fussion reactor, but we're not good at fussion like we are with fission...
-Give two prosseced food and give two unprosseced food, then see which one tastes better in the end.
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#27
Cut one of them open.


I'm not sure what this would demonstrate, but you should do it anyway.

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Arm 2 of them with laser turrets on their heads and give a third one a small, low-yield tactical nuclear weapon and unleash them in a huge cage with a boa constrictor.


You will be proving whether or not technology makes that much of an improvement over nature. You will much more than just a science fair. I'm talking Nobel Prize here, buddy.
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#28
this is what happens when you make mice listen to rock


and then when you teach em to play guitar...
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Well, girls make different pitched noises depending on where you touch them, so it's kind of similar.
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steroids on the other hand...

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Well, girls make different pitched noises depending on where you touch them, so it's kind of similar.
#30
if you do steroids or anything like that for a school project you have to pass it on an institutional review board, you'd also need to do a bunch of crap to get the steroids.
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#31
I'd say go with the music one. But instead of just rap and rock, go with classical and ambient music or something like that. Don't hurt the poor things, cause after the experiment you could keep them as pets or something.
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#32
Give each mouse a different advantage in battle then fight them.
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Give one a Danger Mouse costume and use black magic to turn the other one into his sidekick.
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#34
Ok, i got one guys! I take two males one neutered and one not neutered. Then i take a female who's in heat and put them in the same cage. Then i'll observe the mice and watch their actions and see what happens.

eh?
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Ok, i got one guys! I take two males one neutered and one not neutered. Then i take a female who's in heat and put them in the same cage. Then i'll observe the mice and watch their actions and see what happens.

eh?


Ten bucks says the non-neutured male and the female get it on.

Fairly predictable, don't you think?
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#36
Feed them all different strength cheeses, put them in a cage with a snake and observe which one gets eaten first.
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Ten bucks says the non-neutured male and the female get it on.

Fairly predictable, don't you think?


No. The point is if a rat can tell the difference from a male and a female. The neutered one is practically a girl.
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No. The point is if a rat can tell the difference from a male and a female. The neutered one is practically a girl.


He doesn't think so.
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#39
I was always wondering what would happen if you smash mice in the LHC? Maybe you could solve this mystery of the universe :P

It's actually my friend's idea, but it's awesome (coz elephants wouldn't fit in the LHC)
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