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Today I've been farting quite a lot, so my grandmother, who can't wait a moment to rant about my actions (like many old people I know).

So after saying that I'm "dead inside" and I should be "locked in a room without windows, so I realize how afwul my farts are" an **** like that, I just said "It wouldn't smell so bad if you wouln't serve gunpowder as dinner", now she refuses to talk with me.

(After saying that I'm a douchebag, and should treat her better, you should now that I always joke with her an vice versa)

So Pit, what are some of the worst/funniest responses you've given to your parents?
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#2
"You're not gonna like how this one ends, hot shot."

That's said by either me or my dad when we have arguments, serious or not.
#3
No one served me as dinner?
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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No one served me as dinner?


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Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#9
Dad: Eat your veggies.
Brother: Shut up ya goat molestin fur ball!
Dad: What did you say!?
Me: Go shave yer balls ya old fart!
Dad: You two, upstairs. Now!
Brother: Make us ya dirty old skank!

Everyday conversations at the dinner table
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Dad: Eat your veggies.
Brother: Shut up ya goat molestin fur ball!
Dad: What did you say!?
Me: Go shave yer balls ya old fart!
Dad: You two, upstairs. Now!
Brother: Make us ya dirty old skank!

Everyday conversations at the dinner table

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But seriously, that is the best conversation ever
what did you dad do after that?
did he shave his balls, on your face?
or just make you go to your room
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Last edited by Siege of Power at Feb 7, 2009,
#14
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*bites Gunpowder*

I can see why


I'm delicious, dammit
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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#15
"**** off" I was on the ground in approximately 2.5 seconds.
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#16
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LMFAO!!!

my worst one was to my dad, "just go **** yourself like you do every night"
he hit me pretty hard i guess i deserved it though.

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#18
I get the worse reactions when I don't respond at all.
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More and more evidence every day that are you ARE in fact an anusfan
But seriously, that is the best conversation ever
what did you dad do after that?
did he shave his balls, on your face?
or just make you go to your room



He picked up my brother and used him as a sledge hammer. Knocked me right through the kitchen window.
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#22
if my mum pisses me off i just get real sexist, order her to make me a sandwich or something lol
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#23
me gran loves me. However I do get lectured by my grandad which can get annoying

I'm 21 for gods sake, let me make some mistakes and enjoy myself!
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He picked up my brother and used him as a sledge hammer. Knocked me right through the kitchen window.

Aww....that sucks
how expensive was it to replace the window
double-pane glass doesn't come cheap you know
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I once was shouted for help by my mum, whilst I was mid-sex with some random girl I'd met that same day, and shouted back "In a minute, I'm half... Asleep!"
I'm not sure if she quite believed me.


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Aww....that sucks
how expensive was it to replace the window
double-pane glass doesn't come cheap you know


We haven't replaced it yet. Oi! That explains why it feels a bit drafty in here....
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#29
me and my dad bitch at eachother all the time. we have fun.... but never tell or act the same way around my mom.... death awaits if i were to do so...
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#30
My mum is a cop
And I regularly make remarks about my imaginary crack habit
I mean, I work it into everything I ever say to her

It winds her up just because of how committed to the joke I get
#32
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Me: No, not since I broke up with *ex*
Mum: I see...so you're just enjoying some casual stuff?
Me: Uhh...yeah, sure...
Mum: Well make sure you protect yourself.
Me: Umm...thanks?
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#33
My mom asked me to do the laundry once. I said in response: Do I look like I have a vagina? Do it yourself you lazy ****... She stormed up to my room, took my Blackheart and threw it out the second floor window. I took her sewing machine and chucked it down the stairs onto the cement basement floor. Our relationship hasn't been quite the same since.
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My mom asked me to do the laundry once. I said in response: Do I look like I have a vagina? Do it yourself you lazy ****... She stormed up to my room, took my Blackheart and threw it out the second floor window. I took her sewing machine and chucked it down the stairs onto the cement basement floor. Our relationship hasn't been quite the same since.


I would have probably done the same thing to be honest.
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Quote by skaterkevin87
My mom asked me to do the laundry once. I said in response: Do I look like I have a vagina? Do it yourself you lazy ****... She stormed up to my room, took my Blackheart and threw it out the second floor window. I took her sewing machine and chucked it down the stairs onto the cement basement floor. Our relationship hasn't been quite the same since.


jeez, i can just sense all the sexual tension from here......





oh, and my dad and i frequently have slapping episodes. usually ends up with me getting thrown against a wall and his stomach/chest/back having red marks on them.
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I would have probably done the same thing to be honest.



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I payed $599 for that combo amp, and now I'm stuck with a peavy rage 158. She's a hoe.


You seriouly said that to your mother?
You're a stupid **** if so.
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You seriouly said that to your mother?
You're a stupid **** if so.


If you'd have met her you wouldn't be saying this right now.
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