#1
Valentines Day....

Secretly guys feel left out, there is no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation to the man in their life. Therefore March 20th is now officially "Steak, Blowjob & Shut the **** up day" Simple effective & Self explanatory! No Cards, No Flowers, No Fancy meal Just a steak a blowjob then shut the **** up for the rest of the day, Thats it!

So does the pit support my idea? I personally think it's great!
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#4
its not your idea douchebag, use google and you'll find it everywhere
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#5
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No. I happen not to be a chauvinist carnivorous bigot.


What the hell are you doing here then?
#10
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
I tried that, but then I remembered I respect women.

, nice.

I like listening, it's easier to keep her pleased by listening rather than being the one talking a lot, and lets me really get a feel for a girl.
#11
steak and blowjob day.. i remember that joke being funny back in .. 94.. and that was only when i first heard it.
Grammar and spelling omitted as an exercise for the reader.
#12
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
I tried that, but then I remembered I respect women.

+1
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