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#1
Ok. This dream happened a couple of years ago, but I can still remember it pretty clearly. I was coming out of my room and then I was in this huge mansion filled with marble floor and walls. Then I see ghosts just floating by. It was messed up so I jumped out of the window and then I found out that the world is taken over by something that I can't remember. So the lion from that Narnia thing appeared and we were preparing a war against them. Then everything turned into a first person thing and me and my squad which contained of a couple of guys I know were stationed at this abandoned building. Everything went quiet and it was dark so I was like "What's going on?" and no one answered. Then I turned around and everyone was dead and there was this thing I called the Craig monster. It was a big thing with a cloak over and all you could see was the eyes. I was like o shi and I jumped out of the window which now I remember wasn't there when I first came in. I then rolled away and went super fast and it was pretty cool. Then Android 17 and 18 appeared from DBZ which I don't know why since I watched DBZ when I was like 6 or something. I was running away while they were shooting energy balls out of their ass and then there was a cliff and I accidentally slipped and while I was falling I realized that I could fly so I did and then I woke up.

So how about you guys?
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#2
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#6
WELL... i was 6 and i "woke up" and i walked downstairs to get a drink and there was a ****ing gorilla sitting at my dinner table drinking a V8... it sat so still... like a ninja
#7
One time I dreamt I was trapped in this alley behind a chainlink fence in the early morning, and on the other side of the fence was this humanoid freak who wanted to kill and mutilate me. I just knew I wouldn't get out of there alive because I was completely alone with this creature, after a while I woke up.

This other time I dreamt this father and son grabbed the father's brother and cut his ear off with a serrated-edge knife. So yeah.
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I remember having sex with a rhino. It was fu.cked up.


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#9
i had a dream that i was this thing called the craig monster. and i was facing some guy with his very own squad and the lion from narnia.

then those guys from dbz came and i left.

weirdest dream ever
#10
I once dreamed that I came blood... I didn't sleep for weeks
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#12
there was a t rex loose in my city once. i got away from it and went to the other side of town, where my family was randomly camping out on a bowling alley roof (nothing ot do with the t rex). then it came where we were and eat a ton of pepole and was hunting me. and no matter how far i got it always found me, intill it eventuly took a gient bite out of me and i woke up.
#14
I got Mark Morton's autograph.
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#16
i walked around my school with a katana, an uzi, and was proficient in killing. after the 3rd person, a combo bar appeared and kept on following me around. it stayed above me until i was blasted away by a sniper rifle.
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#17
I used to have a quote sigged, from a thread like this, where the guy said there was a girl he really liked, and he wanted to practice sex, so he fucked some guy he met in a gas station.
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i walked around my school with a katana, an uzi, and was proficient in killing. after the 3rd person, a combo bar appeared and kept on following me around. it stayed above me until i was blasted away by a sniper rifle.


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I had a dream that the dude from Dokken busted through a wall and played a shredding solo

It was pretty epic
#20
I think the sickest dream i had was after watching 'Princess Mononoke'. I dreamed that I was being chased by this unstoppable goo and I was with my friends. Some of them got eaten by the goo. The only reason we got away is because we could fly in that dream.

It was weird.
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I used to have a quote sigged, from a thread like this, where the guy said there was a girl he really liked, and he wanted to practice sex, so he fucked some guy he met in a gas station.

omg hahaha.
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#22
i was helping my brother commit a murder at my old high school, when some one dropped off an 18 month old baby wither her hands where her feet should be and her feet where her hands should be, so i had to cart around this adorable looking deformed baby around these school hallways while trying to help my brother commit this heinous crime, all the while stopping buy dropping in classes with teachers and classmates i already had, trying to catch up on work i've already done while dealing with this needy deformed baby

christ i woke and said to myself, "what in the hell was that?"
#23
When I was maybe about 5 I think I had the strangest dream I can remember (besides the one where I went downstairs for some water and some human dressed in a space suit kidnapped me). I was led into a deep dark cave and there was this bat and an iguana. The iguana starting pooping uncontrollably on the bat and the bat was eating it. It then spat the shit into my eyes and both ate me alive. Afterwards, the bat ate the iguana.
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#24
Alright, well recently I had a dream where I beat michaelangelo (orange ninja turtle) to death with my erect phallus then proceeded to rinse the blood off my weiner in a public urinal. I then proceeded to have sex with some chick I saw while i exited the bathroom. She was blonde and wearing only a trenchcoat.

It was hot.
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It was pretty epic


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#26
I've had dreams where the toilet tried to kill me. It was around the time of some ad for an air freshener where the toilet smiled, and it freaked me out. I don't remember how it killed me, but I know it was shuffling/walking/moving around behind me. And I had an aerial view of it all.

Also I've had dreams where I'm told that I'm in a dream but I don't do anything about it.
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The only wet dream I've ever had was about the Simpson having sex in a boxing ring.

I have no idea what it means either.
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#28
I was looking for the Necronomicon in a big mansion with Dan Marino.

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#29
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Um I've never told anyone this but the first (and only) Time I had a wet dream was about the Simpson having sex in a boxing ring.

I have no idea what it means either.


Aristrocrat-style? Or just the parents?


Why do I even care?
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I remember having sex with a rhino. It was fu.cked up.



I had a similar dream, I was jerking off a bull. I woke up and turns out I was the bull.
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omg hahaha.


It was from HuckIt, so if you see him you should ridicule him.
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#33
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Aristrocrat-style? Or just the parents?


Why do I even care?


Just homer and marge. Plus there was always a rope or sausage or something obscuring their genitals, in true simpsons style.
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#34
Oh and once I had a perfectly normal dream which I can't even really remember, then all of a sudden my vision got distorted and I was in one of the random battles in Final Fantasy. It was all turn based and had health bars and it was in 3rd person and everything.
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Just homer and marge. Plus there was always a rope or sausage or something obscuring their genitals, in true simpsons style.



I feel so....dirty.
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#36
not too messed up but i just remembered this cause i was watching scrubs.... pretty much the other day i had a nightmare that scrubs changed it's theme song and i was like WHAT THE H*LL and was freaking out.
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The only wet dream I've ever had was about the Simpson having sex in a boxing ring.

I have no idea what it means either.



actually i think every human has had a stupid dream like that of the simpsons, but nobody else wants to admit it
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actually i think every human has had a stupid dream like that of the simpsons, but nobody else wants to admit it


Really? I feel much better about it now, maybe I'll talk to my sex-ed teacher.
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#39
I dreampt that a nuclear bomb was going to be dropped on my city in a few hours, and there was nothing anyone could do about it, and we weren't allowed to leave. So I wandered round, seeing if there were any girls who didn't want to die as virgins and chilling with my friends and family. Then, at about two minutes to the explosion, I repented to God all of a sudden, and a Chinook being flown by two pigs came and hovered just above reachable height and wouldn't let me on.



edit (forgot to finnish): And then the bomb went off and I woke up.
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#40
i once was ****in some hawt chick and suddenly she turned into an old disgusting woman...

that was really ****ed up.
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