#1
ok long story so bear with me...my first GF and me was together for 5 months when we started having problems..well we ended up breaking up and found out later that it was this guy at her school that she wanted to start datting..

so, a few days later her new BF add's me on myspace and starts cussing me out well a few days later after that my ex GF IM's me and starts cussing me out for saying few things to her BF (which wasn't anything but the truth..) so i said a few things back to her called her a "f*cking b*tch" and left it at that.. cool beans..

well.. tonight i checked my myspace mail and the same guy had sent me a message saying..."hey cuzz i hope we're cool on what happend before... you was right all she wanted me for was f*cking sex... i feel really stupid right now" (i'm still a virgin mind you and i did not have sex with her)

so all and all she dumped me for him and then she dumped him after they had sex and she's probably with another guy as we speak.. so what has this taught us? karma is a b*tch
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Instant Karmas gonna get you
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#3
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#8
what in the world are you thinkin' of?

laughing in the face of love?
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#9
What on earth you tryin to do
Its up to you, yeah you
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#10
But if karma worked, then shouldn't she be the one feeling used or stupid or whatever?
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#11
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dude i'm WAY over her if you could see her you would know why i'm over her..



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#12
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But if karma worked, then shouldn't she be the one feeling used or stupid or whatever?

Karma's the new irony
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dude i'm WAY over her if you could see her you would know why i'm over her..

if you were over her you wouldnt be mad, you just wouldn't care
#16
I'm not sure that's karma. You just yelled at someone who yelled at you and got chewed out for it. Where's the karma?
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#17
Yea, that's not karma. Good story though, I suppose. Perhaps real karma will become apparent.
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if you were over her you wouldnt be mad, you just wouldn't care



this. i had a girl talk **** about me and i was just like w/e because she was just a shag.


anyway someone for gods sake check out my link with karma to burn. excellence musically.
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this. i had a girl talk **** about me and i was just like w/e because she was just a shag.


anyway someone for gods sake check out my link with karma to burn. excellence musically.

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#22
you were dating a closet whore.

been there done that. shit sucks.

if you never had sex in the relationship, it was never that serious to begin with. move on, dont drop your standards just to lose your v-card. meaningless sex sucks when its your first time (mostly because you have no idea what the fuck you are doing), but after that, its pretty cool.

/irrelevant drunken ramble.
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#24
Oh shut up.
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Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon!!
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#27
How does this deal with Karma? A girl broke up with you and moved on?
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#28
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...my first GF and I...

Fixed.
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#29
well we all shine on
Like the moon, and the stars and the sun

well we all shine on,
on and on and on and on

Yeah dude tough luck. Good thing that guy figured it out too though but he got what was coming to him for being a jerk to you anyways.
#30
sounds cute, can i hop on the train?
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#32
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who looks at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire? Every hole is a goal.


oh lawd.
#33
So, he got laid, and you did not.

Yeah. Karma's a real bitch.
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#34
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ok long story so bear with me...my first GF and me was together for 5 months when we started having problems..well we ended up breaking up and found out later that it was this guy at her school that she wanted to start datting..

so, a few days later her new BF add's me on myspace and starts cussing me out well a few days later after that my ex GF IM's me and starts cussing me out for saying few things to her BF (which wasn't anything but the truth..) so i said a few things back to her called her a "f*cking b*tch" and left it at that.. cool beans..

well.. tonight i checked my myspace mail and the same guy had sent me a message saying..."hey cuzz i hope we're cool on what happend before... you was right all she wanted me for was f*cking sex... i feel really stupid right now" (i'm still a virgin mind you and i did not have sex with her)

so all and all she dumped me for him and then she dumped him after they had sex and she's probably with another guy as we speak.. so what has this taught us? karma is a b*tch



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Where's the bear?



There it is!


Where?
Edit: Damn.
Here's my Youtube channel.
I play guitar and video games on it.
You're more than welcome to check it out.

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