#1
bored so i made this thread.

for those of you who have criminal records, lets see who is the hardest here

for me
im 20 years old now

when i was 15 i got caught stealing games from target- petty theft
16 almost killed a kid in a fight, charged with battery
and thats it
#4
when i was 8 i stole a chapstick, no one ever caught me
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#5
I'm Hitler.

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#7
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haha i know i know, but we all make mistakes. im just bored
#8
I hate doing this, but *reported*.
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#9
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#10
Well i'll have you know earlier today mother told me to take out the trash and i told her no. I got a spanking and 20 minutes with my nose on the wall. beat that.
#11
when someone reports a thread, i recon they should link to the one thats already been created.

just an idea.. (one can search for a thread, but if the key word's are wrong, it will never be found)

dunno if you know what im getting at or not.

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#13
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bored so i made this thread.

for those of you who have criminal records, lets see who is the hardest here

for me
im 20 years old now

when i was 15 i got caught stealing games from target- petty theft
16 almost killed a kid in a fight, charged with battery
and thats it

And you're laughing/proud of this? wow.
#14
i ALMOST got taken to the station by the cops. but i will not bore you with an unimpressive story
#15
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I know it prevents repetition but it annoys me to no end when people report stuff just because its been done already. I mean maybe he did look for it and didn;t find it. You dont have to be a nazi douche bag.
#16
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And you're laughing/proud of this? wow.


actually i was tryin to kill him for hitting then snatchin my moms purse

so he is lucky
#17
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And you're laughing/proud of this? wow.



he said fight - as in consensual battle royale to the death.

check webster's. that is the definition.
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#19
I got in a fight at Wal-Mart. This dude was runnin' through the store like a f*ck-tard and knocked the **** out of my hand. I had shampoo and a pack of disposable razors in my hand. The shampoo landed on the razors and broke one in half, and the shampoo exploded. I was pretty pissed, and after it happened the guy turned around and was like Oh sh*t. So I walk up to him Push him and say "What the Fu*ck Asshole?" After I pushed him he tried to throw a punch and missed so I through all my body weight into my first punch and knocked him to the ground and broke his nose. I kicked him one time in the stomach too and got out before the security showed up.
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#20
well i got caught shoplifting when i was 12,

and about a year ago i was charge with running away from the cops, DUI,and assaulting a police officer.

I' am deeply ashamed of the DUI but not the other 2 things that accompanied it.
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#21
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#22
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well i got caught shoplifting when i was 12,

and about a year ago i was charge with running away from the cops, DUI,and assaulting a police officer.

I' am deeply ashamed of the DUI but not the other 2 things that accompanied it.


assaulting a PO is a felony..

how are you not in prison?
#23
Mod rule is don't report stuff just because it's done before. If you're that tight to report a thread (of which this is the first kind I've seen) on the grounds that it's been done before, simply don't come into the thread.

And TS, no I'm too careful.

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#25
yeah brick killed a guy.
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#26
i trolled in the ug forums! oh, wait...
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#27
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assaulting a PO is a felony..

how are you not in prison?


if i remember correctly, the police report said "I shoved him". i honestly don't remember. but since i had a good lawyer, and a clean record before this incident (the shoplifting thing was sort it out between my parents and the store, so it doesn't appear on my record), so i got off with the DUI reduced down to a Reckless Driving 3rd Degree and 90 Days in jail for "Assaulting" the officer.
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...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
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I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
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I love you even more now. Slightly homo
#28
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yeah brick killed a guy.

Stabbed a man in the heart. With a trident.

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#30
i rape then beat children till they bleed to death. iv en caught 14 times and each time i hat to go to jail for 5 years. i just got out yesterday and im doing it right now
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#31
I was charged for death threats a year ago.

Luckily, I've never been caught for things I've done that were much, much worse than some stupid little threats. I'm still angry over the fact that I was charged for something so meaningless.

I got it erased off of my record by doing 7 hours of what was supposed to be 10 hours of community service. The guy I did the work for let me go after 7 hours and signed the sheet saying I did the full 10 xD
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#32
Boasting about how "hard" you are? Seems kind of silly.

I wonder if somewhere far away, in another forum, users are boasting about their tithes and goodwills.
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