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#1
We all know them...

Somehow 15 million is spent on a movie and some glaring error makes the final cut that any moron could spot...but somehow the overpaid Director and the teams of Editors didn't catch.

I'll start with Cody, the three-legged dog from Life Aquatic.

At a certain point in the movie the Belafonte is hijacked by pirates who climb aboard the vessel on a ladder.

Okay, nothing bad so far. There are pirates all over these days.

Interestingly, their dog manages to climb aboard, too. With three legs.

I don't know about you, but my dogs can't climb ladders!!

Anywho, the pirates are thwarted by the heroic efforts of Steve Zissou and the humble sacrifice of the Financial Stooge, who is kidnapped. So they have to save him.

They track his whereabouts down to an island and plan the attack. Well, how else do you attack an island but by scuba diving? Makes sense, right?

And who joins the team of frogmen on the island?

CODY!!!

Someone please tell me there is a deleted scene explaining this one. Maybe I need to purchase the Deluxe version of the DVD.


Well, that's my WTF moment. What about yours?
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#3
In Spiderman 2 were he gets thrown through a window,
Then he stands up and the window is in perfect shape.
#5
I think you're missing the point of the Life Aquatic if you see that as a mistake...
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#7
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of "Sixth Sense" I


WAS QUITE SURPRISED.
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#8
The end of The Usual Suspects
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#9
Lord of the Rings. They must have forgotten to add on the ending in the final cut because to my knowledge they missed out like the last 50 pages of the Hobbit's return!!! RAWWWWW
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When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of "Sixth Sense" I


WAS QUITE SURPRISED.

I lol'd

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#13
the haunting of molly hartley, the whole damn movie.
what a waste of 10 bucks.
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#14
the directors are overpaid, and so are the actors, grossly overpaid. the editors arent however, same with all the Speical FX, camera, sound guys etc.

But yea most films like that, the writes and directors dont know, or cant be botherd to explain stuff like that.
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#15
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the whole of The Happening.

is that the movie were the grass releases the chemicals and makes people kill themselves? cause that was a really confusing mobie
#16
DeathTrap (the 1982 movie): Michael Caine and Christopher Reeve's (unexpected if not spoiled; oops) homokiss.



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DirtyEdit: Also this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBXyB7niEc0 , from the 1932 movie "Freaks."
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#18
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ending of Easy Rider, not that is was a mistake it was just took my by surprise



lol yeah! wtf :p
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#19
Theres a random scene in " The Shining" where a guy gets a blowjob fram a guy in a green mouse mask !!

anyone seen it? It was quite disturbing and i had to see it 15 times before i understood wtf was goin on.
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#20
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is that the movie were the grass releases the chemicals and makes people kill themselves? cause that was a really confusing mobie


yup

i think even the director was confused
#21
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Theres a random scene in " The Shining" where a guy gets a blowjob fram a guy in a green mouse mask !!

anyone seen it? It was quite disturbing and i had to see it 15 times before i understood wtf was goin on.


It's a reference to the book. There is some sort of gay orgy going on.
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#22
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the haunting of molly hartley, the whole damn movie.
what a waste of 10 bucks.

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#23
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Theres a random scene in " The Shining" where a guy gets a blowjob fram a guy in a green mouse mask !!

anyone seen it? It was quite disturbing and i had to see it 15 times before i understood wtf was goin on.


It's a deleted scene.
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before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#24
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the directors are overpaid, and so are the actors, grossly overpaid. the editors arent however, same with all the Speical FX, camera, sound guys etc.

But yea most films like that, the writes and directors dont know, or cant be botherd to explain stuff like that.


Depends on your idea of overpaid. A good camera operator would earn about $600 a day.
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#26
in the original night of the living dead they use the front door to barracade the windows. THEY RIP OFF THE FRONT DOOR TO MAKE SURE THAT ZOMBIES DON'T ENTER THROUGH THE WINDOW. WTF
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#27
Chamber of Secrets (My favorite HP book)

After the car spits them out and the car drives away and they are chasing after it, if you watch closely you can see the shadow of someone driving the car.

When Myrtle is flooding the girls' bathroom, the tap that later doesn't work (the entrance to the Chamber) is happily churning out water - it's on the side nearest the door, so we see it clearly both times.

When Lockhart falls down the hole into the Chamber of Secrets, we hear him hit the ground a second or two later. When Ron and Harry jump down, not only do they take longer to get down, they also slide down the pipe, rather than fall straight down.

In the dueling scene, when Snape pulls Malfoy back onto his feet, a cameraman is visible on the far left of the screen.
#29
the departed, when dicaprio gets shot.
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#30
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the whole of The Happening.


Yes! An old lady smashing a wall down with her own skull???

+1
#31
In Eagle Eye where the main character (I forgot his name) is shot 6 times point-blank in the Senate building by the Secret Service and manages to come out of it with only a sling.

I mean, what the fuck??
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#32
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Lord of the Rings. They must have forgotten to add on the ending in the final cut because to my knowledge they missed out like the last 50 pages of the Hobbit's return!!! RAWWWWW

And the fact that it took the Hobbits about 2 days to reach Bree in the film, when that takes a good couple of weeks in the books didn't phase you at all?
#33
The end of the movie "the uninvited" wtf? that sucked
war of the worlds - stupid anti-climatic ending
#34
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Theres a random scene in " The Shining" where a guy gets a blowjob fram a guy in a green mouse mask !!

anyone seen it? It was quite disturbing and i had to see it 15 times before i understood wtf was goin on.



In the book one of the hotel owners or somebody is gay. He has a boyfriend he goes to a party at the hotel with, and he makes him dress up like a dog and do stupid tricks at the party. When the ghosts of the people at the hotel are coming back, apparently they were in the middle of something.
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#36
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playing guitar for 7 years???? DUH

Going on twenty.

And in Raiders of the Lost Ark: Indy is running toward a closing gate that is a giant rock that will seal him in the tomb.

It gets closer and closer to the ground, but when he (of course) gets through it, it's suddenly, like, eight feet off the ground!!

And then he has to reach his hand in to grab his whip, it's 2 inches off the ground again.
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#37
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And the fact that it took the Hobbits about 2 days to reach Bree in the film, when that takes a good couple of weeks in the books didn't phase you at all?



don't even get me started, also it took them the best part of a year to get to gondor but seemingly an hour or two to get back to hobbit central.
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#38
Non-linear narrative in Pulp Ficiton.


At first, WTF? 0_o

Then...

Ooooooh.
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#39
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in the original night of the living dead they use the front door to barracade the windows. THEY RIP OFF THE FRONT DOOR TO MAKE SURE THAT ZOMBIES DON'T ENTER THROUGH THE WINDOW. WTF


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#40
I just wanted Friday the 13th last night and the end was totally WTF. Spoiler alert so beware


The killer in the whole movie was Jason's grieving mom, and she was walking around at the end saying "Kill her mommy" as if the little boy was talking. Then at the very end, the last girl to live killed the mom and went on the lake in a canoe for safetey I quess (good idea honey ) and BANG, a little boy comes flying out of the water and pullls the girl under. She was rescued but when she asked about where the little boy was the police said, sorry there was no little boy. It was a decent scare moment but totally made no sense as the boy had been dead for 20 some odd years and it was already established that the mother was hte killer. Whatever.
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