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Mohammed said the mysterious goat is an armed robber who unsuccessfully made attempts to steal a Mazda car and later transformed himself into a goat in his bid to escape arrest.

Yeah apparantly so.
Funny words.
oooooooold but funny indeed.
RIP Bernie Mac
RIP Michael Jackson


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Get 'Cliff is Angry. So so angry' on your ass.

Edit: Then take pictures and send me them.

Genetically engineered and raised by wolverines DAVE MUSTAINE...
it's witchcraft!

...or drugs...
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curses... they caught on to it
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"all fatties report to the gym!"

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music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
Oh i see... People wonder why these countries are still un-developed.
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Black Knight CP200 (Red flamed maple).

Neck-thru 4 string bass.

Acoustic 6 string.
Explains why they all have aids
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The Dual Rectifier is my sexy finishing move.

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Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"
Goatse! haha
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its funny coz some girl at our school genuinely believes this, and also another story where a guy turns himself into a yam [sweet potato]
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?


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I love you TS.

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Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
Wait this is a joke right?

If it's not, I just became 4% less sad about AIDS.
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I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

Wow, I've been here for a while.
My science teacher told me about this. I swear, a burglar once broke into my house and stole all my guitars, then turned itnto a newt
Really? You're kidding me...
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
So clearly the culprit plays WoW and is a druid.
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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Music isn't the Olympics. It's not about showing other people what you can do with a piece of wood in your hands that has strings on, it's about making sounds that are good.