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#2
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Alternatively, have your friends hold him down, then take a dump in his mouth, make sure your genitals don't touch him though, that's gay.

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#4
write a song. last lines:
"baby i want you to bury me so why dont you just marry me?"
if your emo it would work out great!
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#5
have a herd of obedient buffalo spell out "Marry me *name*" while you fly over in a helicopter.
#6
Quote by Raiderkid38
write a song. last lines:
"baby i want you to bury me so why dont you just marry me?"
if your emo it would work out great!


isnt that already a song?
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#7
Do a barrel roll.

I was going to say "do a flip," but I decided this would be more impressive.
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#8
Get her to make you a sammich, but ask her to look in [place when you put the ring or message] for the stuff you want in it.
#10
"Will you marry me?"
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

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#12
Show her a magazine with lots of hot young women and say: "Let's face it, you're not getting any younger are you?" and then show her the ring and say "You pretty much have no other option do you?".
#14
Get her to blow you and then when she pulls down your pants and sees the engagement ring on your penis, say "Will you marry me?"
#16
fap a lot, put all the cum in a botle, than with the cum write "will you marry me?" in a wall, than put one of those black lights above.

it will be realy nice :P
#18
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Get her to blow you and then when she pulls down your pants and sees the engagement ring on your penis, say "Will you marry me?"


Win.
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#19
god that metallica one dragged didnt it???
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#20


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#21
get like, david drayman, to do it for me

(my girlfriend likes disturbed. figures.)

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#22
Get a load of trained lions to come out and stand in formation with a letter painted on their sides. If they say yes, that would make a great story for their children. If they say no, you've got a herd of lions; You could easily make it look like an accident.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#24
It was pretty funny when my ex proposed to me. He didn't do anything amazing, it was just funny because it was ridiculous..
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#25
Quote by Trefellin
Get her to blow you and then when she pulls down your pants and sees the engagement ring on your penis, say "Will you marry me?"

This, but get "Will You Marry Me" airbrush tatooed on your johnson.
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As usual Natrone's mouth spouts general win.

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man, Natrone you're some kind of ninja I swear


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i realize the longshot that is. little giant to humongous one.


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#28
two words:
Penis Ring
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#29
In the middle of an explosion. I mean like literally engulfed in an explosion.
We're only strays.
#30
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Sir, I like your thinking.

Particularly if it is a very special kind of bus. [/shameless plug]


What kind of bus did you have in mind? I was thinking one of them London double decker buses, which are ridiculously overcrowded.
#31
Go on holiday on an aeroplane. Arrange the runway lights to "Will you marry me" and then get yourself and your partner to the front of the plane (where the pilots make it fly)

then show her the ring at the point after touchdown.


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#33
Next to a volcano, using these exact words:

'Ok baby, either you marry me or I throw the one ring in the fire and end Sauron's power forever. Me, I can live with the Dark Lord being around, but I can't live without you. What do you say?'

Then you just hope her love for you outweighs her desire to save the world...
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#34
I think it would be amazing inside a game that you and your lover are playing online. IM them on xfire to come to where you are and see the bullet holes that you made in the wall that read "Will you marry me, NAME". Awwww how sweeeeet
#35
some guy managed to persuade Metallica to allow him to propose to his girlfriend at one of their concerts.
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This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#36
I like the sammich one... and the bj one...

Giver her a "pearl necklace" and then just before- stop. And tell her you think she'd look better with a ring instead. Then your a Gentleman AND a romantic. And if she says no... just finish.
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You're a f*cking wanker.

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@Prole... Magnificent...

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